Elephant Appreciator Pillows

'We had to hire a bigger venue to accommodate the elephant in the room.'

Things we need to acknowledge

'You were doing what to an elephant when it stepped on your foot?'

Nelly Copter

Indian rajah rowing elephant in a monsoon flood.

"But can't I be feared and loved?"

"Well, I had 'the talk' with him.

The operation was going extremely well, but then very unexpectedly, he got trampled.

"Not to brag or anything, but I'm the elephant in the room at my company."

'Of course you're out of gas. You forgot to fill up at the last stop...maybe this will teach you to stop daydreaming.'

"Okay, you can keep 'em, but if they grow any bigger, they'll have to sleep in the kitchen."

Elephant ass selfie.

Marv was trying to teach Rufus how to be a REAL retriever.

The circus diver.

Laboratory Retriever

'By Jove, we've finally found it! the fabled elephants' disco!'

"Man, these closed book exams suck! Who could possibly remember all this crap?"

'Peekaboo!'

"No need for stage fright, it's just a documentary crew: be yourself..."

'Yes, the baby should arrive soon: Her nesting instinct is in overdrive!'

"I thought you were getting me a dog?"

Table Of The Elephants

Bob realised that he'd had his binoculars back to front.

A gorilla plays chess with his keeper.

"'Course I've seen one before...but never one that ate peanuts!"

'You did remember the condoms didn't you?'

Say cheese!

"You finished with your peanuts?"

Zoo warden attempting to impress woman visitor

'You may have found more new customers than the other salesmen, but your profits are too small! Stop just pulling in peanuts, Barry!'

Ernie's spent his entire career studying one species. He says everything else is "irrelephant."

Domestic event in the Zoological Gardens No. I. - The nose of the hippopotamus put out of joint by the young elephant

'Jumbo waits for the tusk fairy'

'You know what I really like in someone? Bulk!'

"I was going to get a cat but they had an offer on."