Elephant Appreciator Gifts

'We had to hire a bigger venue to accommodate the elephant in the room.'

Things we need to acknowledge

'You were doing what to an elephant when it stepped on your foot?'

Nelly Copter

Indian rajah rowing elephant in a monsoon flood.

"But can't I be feared and loved?"

"Well, I had 'the talk' with him.

"Not to brag or anything, but I'm the elephant in the room at my company."

The operation was going extremely well, but then very unexpectedly, he got trampled.

'Of course you're out of gas. You forgot to fill up at the last stop...maybe this will teach you to stop daydreaming.'

Elephant ass selfie.

Marv was trying to teach Rufus how to be a REAL retriever.

The circus diver.

Laboratory Retriever

'By Jove, we've finally found it! the fabled elephants' disco!'

Table Of The Elephants

Bob realised that he'd had his binoculars back to front.

"No need for stage fright, it's just a documentary crew: be yourself..."

"Man, these closed book exams suck! Who could possibly remember all this crap?"

"'Course I've seen one before...but never one that ate peanuts!"

'Yes, the baby should arrive soon: Her nesting instinct is in overdrive!'

A gorilla plays chess with his keeper.

'Peekaboo!'

"I thought you were getting me a dog?"

'You did remember the condoms didn't you?'

Say cheese!

'You know what I really like in someone? Bulk!'

Domestic event in the Zoological Gardens No. I. - The nose of the hippopotamus put out of joint by the young elephant

'Jumbo waits for the tusk fairy'

"I was going to get a cat but they had an offer on."

Zoo warden attempting to impress woman visitor

"You finished with your peanuts?"

'You may have found more new customers than the other salesmen, but your profits are too small! Stop just pulling in peanuts, Barry!'

"When you said you wanted to bring a pet to work, I thought you meant a DOG!"

"His tests show he has a latex allergy."