Elephant Admirer Gifts

"As I get older, I find I rely more and more on these sticky notes to remind me."

"An elephant is like a brush."

'Give him this laxative and run like hell.'

Elephant in the Room

"This fundamentally changes everything we know about elephants!"

'I knew it! Important Exclusion 347, 'Plummeting Pachyderms'. . .'

Guide Dog and Dementia Elephant

'It may be his inner ear.'

'It's worse than I thought, you've got a peanut allergy.'

'For the last time, sir, we'll be serving peanuts shortly.'

"Go with Hannibal if you must."

'Haven't you heard the expression'Two's company, three's a crowd'?'

'I know it's unusual, but couldn't you treat him in the parking lot?'

"When you said you wanted to bring a pet to work, I thought you meant a DOG!"

"Hmmm, its earwax alright! Just wondering, would you happen to have an ice cream scoop?"

"Who can afford not to moisturize?"

Tea Time.

Gus suddenly realised that his memory could make him rich

'Frankly... everything makes your butt look big.'

'What happened to the free peanuts?'

The sad case of the blind-men and the elephant.

'Of course you're out of gas. You forgot to fill up at the last stop...maybe this will teach you to stop daydreaming.'

'To the horror of bystanders. The 'Amazing Jimmy' miscalculates as he attempts to juggle a pin, bowling ball, and an elephant.'

'There's something I never do, now if I could just remember what it was.'

'Pack this yourself, Miss?' (Nelly the elephant at customs).

all i ever wanted was t be your regular everyday elephant

'Absolutely - it does make you look thinner!'

Useless gifts for elephants.

An elephant in an aerobics class wearing horizontal-striped workout tights. Instructor says,

'OK, 'really really big' is a start...'

My password is ELEPHANT. It may not be the strongest, but I never forget it.

"I feel kind of responsible. When the General said he wanted to cross the Alps and march to Rome I just laughed and said, 'That's a long trip. I guess we better pack along some trunks.'"

"What elephant?"

"Fancy coming back to my place and tickling the ivories."

Rogue Elephant: "But I want to forget."