Elephant Admirer Gifts

"As I get older, I find I rely more and more on these sticky notes to remind me."

Why Elephants Never Forget.

The 5 blind men and the perception of reality.

"An elephant is like a brush."

'Give him this laxative and run like hell.'

Elephant in the Room

'I knew it! Important Exclusion 347, 'Plummeting Pachyderms'. . .'

'It's worse than I thought, you've got a peanut allergy.'

"This fundamentally changes everything we know about elephants!"

'It may be his inner ear.'

Guide Dog and Dementia Elephant

'For the last time, sir, we'll be serving peanuts shortly.'

"It's Nellie the Elephant, Boss. She's just packed her trunk and said goodbye..."

'Haven't you heard the expression'Two's company, three's a crowd'?'

"Go with Hannibal if you must."

"Hmmm, its earwax alright! Just wondering, would you happen to have an ice cream scoop?"

"When you said you wanted to bring a pet to work, I thought you meant a DOG!"

'I know it's unusual, but couldn't you treat him in the parking lot?'

My password is ELEPHANT. It may not be the strongest, but I never forget it.

'Frankly... everything makes your butt look big.'

'What happened to the free peanuts?'

The sad case of the blind-men and the elephant.

Gus suddenly realised that his memory could make him rich

"Who can afford not to moisturize?"

Tea Time.

all i ever wanted was t be your regular everyday elephant

An elephant in an aerobics class wearing horizontal-striped workout tights. Instructor says,

Rogue Elephant: "But I want to forget."

'There's something I never do, now if I could just remember what it was.'

'OK, 'really really big' is a start...'

'I love peanuts!'

'Of course you're out of gas. You forgot to fill up at the last stop...maybe this will teach you to stop daydreaming.'

Useless gifts for elephants.

'To the horror of bystanders. The 'Amazing Jimmy' miscalculates as he attempts to juggle a pin, bowling ball, and an elephant.'

'Absolutely - it does make you look thinner!'