Elephant Lover Gifts

'I told you it would fit.'

'It looks pretty flimsy, but I'm a gentleman: After you dear...'

'I tied the string around my trunk to remind me to take ginko biloba for my memory.'

'OK, I wanna see those trunks move! Left, right, left, right...'

'I don't care if he followed you home-we're not keeping him!'

'My final offer.'

"I'm afraid I'm going to have to pull them both!"

"What do you mean, you don't have a leader?"

'You may have found more new customers than the other salesmen, but your profits are too small! Stop just pulling in peanuts, Barry!'

'Gasp, we've found it - it's the legendary Human's Graveyard!'

'You won't count my trunk as a carry-on; I have to buy two seats because of my size, and you don't give out complimentary peanuts? Isn't this a jumbo jet?'

'I hope you don't mind, dear -- I had my ears pierced!'

'Okay, it's a deal!' (elephants shaking trunks.)

Now this model has a memory like an elephant, sir.

"If you're unhappy in your apartment down there, you're certainly free to move!"

"My mother was ill and before she dies, she said 'look out for purple elephants, because when you see one, that's me contacting you.' I'm sad because I've never seen a purple elephant."

"Oh my, you look so lovely today! Have you put on some weight?"

'Is it true what they say'

"'Course I've seen one before...but never one that ate peanuts!"

"Okay you try going under and I'll go over."

Not Trump

"Your anger and rampaging issues might be related to your diet. After all, you are what you eat."

Running Mate

Republican Convention

"But that's the problem - I can remember EVERYTHING!!"

"How about the circus, Ruby? Does the circus take your mind off Bingo?!"

Nerb. GOP Campaign Platform Revealed.

'You know what I really like in someone? Bulk!'

MAGAA

Eating the Evidence

"Sorry, Celesteville remains banned."

We're elephants, Barb - Of course we're prematurely gray.

"Tell me you're not going to wear that old thing out on the campaign trail...!"

Michele Bachmann calls it quits.

Fun Guy.