Elephant Fanatic Gifts

'I hope you've got good insurance -- He needs a LOT of decongestants.'

"Foster failure"

Cat woman shopping for cats.

Indian rajah rowing elephant in a monsoon flood.

Nothing beats the love of a good cat.

"It get it – you're hungry."

Cat Heaven vs Mouse Hell.

Growl - Hiss Conflict Resolution Meeting

'Cat or dog?' - 'A little of both.'

Man, my cat sneaks into the weirdest spots.

"Well, I had 'the talk' with him.

"Maureen Alsop is leaving her magnolia, and her delphinium and her cats with us this weekend."

Tell me again how aloof and independent cats are.

'I don't care if it's hot, I won't go in the water!'

Cat Towels

'You and your 'Rescue the Reindeer' campaign!'

'I know you're worried about Tibby, Mrs. Lutz, but we simply don't allow people to stay overnight with their pets.'

Cat in a flap

A Vase has fallen on a cat's head. Are mice to blame?

The operation was going extremely well, but then very unexpectedly, he got trampled.

Woman escapes with cats.

Woman setting out a dinner party with name cards labeled cat person, dog person.

Cat Reunion

'Nothing impacts my lifestyle choices more than a veterinarian with a scale.'

The only time cats are known to laugh.

"Not to brag or anything, but I'm the elephant in the room at my company."

"Is that true, Charles? You leave your crap all over the house?"

Cat chases mouse across a Zeppelin.

"Just gotta wait 'till she wakes up."

"I'd go with you, but I'm a non-sporting breed."

"Damn! - I slept right through my afternoon nap today. . ."

"I'm not napping yet, but I am getting ready to with a pre-nap warm up."

"That's where we differ. You'd eat cat food, but I wouldn't touch dog food."

Noreldo, The Mental Marvel, Reads The Mind Of His Cat, Ned:

'Remember me?'