Elephant Enthusiast Gifts

'Actually, that means English as a second language...the elephant singles bar is across the street!'

'This is goodbye, Fred, but of course, I'll never forget you.'

Erica hated it when her ex tried to upstage her when he picked up the kids.

Circus elephant.

'Doctor, your glasses!'

I drink to forget... which can take for-freakin'-ever when you're an elephant!'

"Feels like an elephant trunk...."

"No, this is the elephant."

Elephant & Sheik

'I thought elephants never forgot, but according to these results you have alzheimer's disease.'

'As a matter of fact, I do have an elephant up here!'

'Okay, okay, we'll give you better conditions.'

Elephant walking out of urologist office carrying 2 peanuts in jar.

'People seem to think that elephants have this magical ability to remember things. The truth's much more simple.'

"Before interest rates get any higher, maybe we should start thinking about investing in a second elephant."

"'Born in conservation,' if you don't mind. 'Captivity' has negative connotations."

'I never should have left the circus.'

'It won't be long now - I'm in my 18th month.'

Remember when it was just your horizons that broadened?

'Aspirin, Doctor?'

The Alps - Hannibal Picks Up After the Elephants.

"Happy birthday! How old are you now?" "I can't remember."

'The circus was okay, but the opportunities for personal growth were limited.'

'So, using surgical anastomosis, the blood vessels are restructured one by one … oh, who are we kidding? There's not one of you in this room will ever be a microsurgeon!'

'Now THAT'S a massage!'

'Is it true what they say'

Determined to get a good snapshot, Dr Day inched closer and closer to the sleeping bull elephant. Just then, his beeper went off.

The circus diver.

'Gee, if I just had something to compact that trash with...Something round, and flat on the end...'

Elephant to elephant with 'nose job.' 'Wait, don't tell me. Something's different.'

"Bloody Chelsea Tractors!"

'Of course I'm listening Dear: In fact, 'I'm all ears'...'

'I'll say this about your mother - she is easy to buy for.'

Mahout and his elephant on wash day.

'You're one lucky pachyderm. I managed to get a ten-gallon flu shot for you.'