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'Actually, that means English as a second language...the elephant singles bar is across the street!'

'This is goodbye, Fred, but of course, I'll never forget you.'

Circus elephant.

'Doctor, your glasses!'

I drink to forget... which can take for-freakin'-ever when you're an elephant!'

"Feels like an elephant trunk...."

"Before interest rates get any higher, maybe we should start thinking about investing in a second elephant."

"No, this is the elephant."

'I thought elephants never forgot, but according to these results you have alzheimer's disease.'

"'Born in conservation,' if you don't mind. 'Captivity' has negative connotations."

'People seem to think that elephants have this magical ability to remember things. The truth's much more simple.'

'I never should have left the circus.'

'Okay, okay, we'll give you better conditions.'

'As a matter of fact, I do have an elephant up here!'

Elephant & Sheik

The circus diver.

'The circus was okay, but the opportunities for personal growth were limited.'

'It won't be long now - I'm in my 18th month.'

'Now THAT'S a massage!'

'Aspirin, Doctor?'

'So, using surgical anastomosis, the blood vessels are restructured one by one … oh, who are we kidding? There's not one of you in this room will ever be a microsurgeon!'

The Alps - Hannibal Picks Up After the Elephants.

'Is it true what they say'

"Happy birthday! How old are you now?" "I can't remember."

Elephant to elephant with 'nose job.' 'Wait, don't tell me. Something's different.'

'Gee, if I just had something to compact that trash with...Something round, and flat on the end...'

Determined to get a good snapshot, Dr Day inched closer and closer to the sleeping bull elephant. Just then, his beeper went off.

Remember when it was just your horizons that broadened?

'Start eating -- hay is eighteen dollars a bale.'

'Does it have a big backyard?' - Sam's Elephant Training.

1880 Presidential Election - 'The Republican Pachyderm Alive and Kicking'

'Are you sure this is the way we do it'

'What's the difference between an African elephant and an Indian elephant?'

Baby elephant tug of war.

'What do you mean you forgot?'