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'I hope you've got good insurance -- He needs a LOT of decongestants.'

"Foster failure"

Cat woman shopping for cats.

Indian rajah rowing elephant in a monsoon flood.

"It get it – you're hungry."

Nothing beats the love of a good cat.

Cat Heaven vs Mouse Hell.

Growl - Hiss Conflict Resolution Meeting

'Cat or dog?' - 'A little of both.'

"Maureen Alsop is leaving her magnolia, and her delphinium and her cats with us this weekend."

'I don't care if it's hot, I won't go in the water!'

Tell me again how aloof and independent cats are.

'You and your 'Rescue the Reindeer' campaign!'

"Well, I had 'the talk' with him.

'I know you're worried about Tibby, Mrs. Lutz, but we simply don't allow people to stay overnight with their pets.'

A Vase has fallen on a cat's head. Are mice to blame?

Cat in a flap

Woman escapes with cats.

"Is that true, Charles? You leave your crap all over the house?"

"I'm not napping yet, but I am getting ready to with a pre-nap warm up."

The operation was going extremely well, but then very unexpectedly, he got trampled.

"Just gotta wait 'till she wakes up."

Cat chases mouse across a Zeppelin.

'Nothing impacts my lifestyle choices more than a veterinarian with a scale.'

"Damn! - I slept right through my afternoon nap today. . ."

Cat Reunion

Woman setting out a dinner party with name cards labeled cat person, dog person.

"I'd go with you, but I'm a non-sporting breed."

"Not to brag or anything, but I'm the elephant in the room at my company."

"That's where we differ. You'd eat cat food, but I wouldn't touch dog food."

Noreldo, The Mental Marvel, Reads The Mind Of His Cat, Ned:

'Remember me?'

'Technically, I was making fun of your writing ability.'