Elephant Fan T-Shirts

'I don't care if they are a protected species, Henry, I'm calling the exterminator!'

'Password, password - come on Memory!'

'You see, a broken nose is a major handicap to me: I can't feed myself...'

'I think you went trampling in your sleep again.'

"What's wrong? Never seen earphones before?"

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

Indian rajah rowing elephant in a monsoon flood.

"Well, I had 'the talk' with him.

"Happy St Patrick’s Day"

Head over Hooves

Wolf trying on sheep's clothing at a retail store.

'Bloody favouritism I call it.'

The operation was going extremely well, but then very unexpectedly, he got trampled.

Wolf Karaoke

"Not to brag or anything, but I'm the elephant in the room at my company."

Ants dressed as businessmen going to work.

"It's great to see Biff; Socksie the cat is out of the bag..."

Three lanes of traffic with the first two lanes crowded with turtles. The third lane (to the left) a couple rabbits speeding along without any traffic. An easy pass sign has carrots replacing dollars.

A bird plays the flute to a cat.

'Rabbits make great pets, but it's best to have them one at a time.'

'Of course you're out of gas. You forgot to fill up at the last stop...maybe this will teach you to stop daydreaming.'

"We can do this the easy way or we can do it the hard way ..."

"It's true, mommy...the chocolate bunny attacked me - it was self-defense!"

Elephant ass selfie.

Bessy had won the 100m sprint... but many suspected Steeroid abuse!

The circus diver.

'By Jove, we've finally found it! the fabled elephants' disco!'

Table Of The Elephants

Bob realised that he'd had his binoculars back to front.

"'Course I've seen one before...but never one that ate peanuts!"

'Yes, the baby should arrive soon: Her nesting instinct is in overdrive!'

'Peekaboo!'

"No need for stage fright, it's just a documentary crew: be yourself..."

"Stop squawking. Use your words."

"Man, these closed book exams suck! Who could possibly remember all this crap?"