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"Did I mention I work for peanuts?"

'Life is like a cheap steak...it's tough.'

"Yeah, I was addicted to that stuff for years!"

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

Indian rajah rowing elephant in a monsoon flood.

"Happy St Patrick’s Day"

"Well, I had 'the talk' with him.

Head over Hooves

Wolf trying on sheep's clothing at a retail store.

The operation was going extremely well, but then very unexpectedly, he got trampled.

Rocking Horse

Wolf Karaoke

"Not to brag or anything, but I'm the elephant in the room at my company."

Three lanes of traffic with the first two lanes crowded with turtles. The third lane (to the left) a couple rabbits speeding along without any traffic. An easy pass sign has carrots replacing dollars.

'Of course you're out of gas. You forgot to fill up at the last stop...maybe this will teach you to stop daydreaming.'

Elephant ass selfie.

Bessy had won the 100m sprint... but many suspected Steeroid abuse!

The circus diver.

'By Jove, we've finally found it! the fabled elephants' disco!'

"I thought you were getting me a dog?"

Bob realised that he'd had his binoculars back to front.

'Peekaboo!'

"'Course I've seen one before...but never one that ate peanuts!"

'Yes, the baby should arrive soon: Her nesting instinct is in overdrive!'

Table Of The Elephants

"Stop squawking. Use your words."

"No need for stage fright, it's just a documentary crew: be yourself..."

"Man, these closed book exams suck! Who could possibly remember all this crap?"

'You did remember the condoms didn't you?'

Sheep are sheared and then shown a mirror.

"I'm your Furry Godmother."

'You may have found more new customers than the other salesmen, but your profits are too small! Stop just pulling in peanuts, Barry!'

Zoo warden attempting to impress woman visitor

'You know what I really like in someone? Bulk!'

"I was going to get a cat but they had an offer on."