Elephant Fans Gifts

"Did I mention I work for peanuts?"

'Life is like a cheap steak...it's tough.'

"I grew it over Lockdown."

"Yeah, I was addicted to that stuff for years!"

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

Indian rajah rowing elephant in a monsoon flood.

Head over Hooves

"Happy St Patrick’s Day"

"Well, I had 'the talk' with him.

Wolf trying on sheep's clothing at a retail store.

Wolf Karaoke

Rocking Horse

"Not to brag or anything, but I'm the elephant in the room at my company."

The operation was going extremely well, but then very unexpectedly, he got trampled.

Three lanes of traffic with the first two lanes crowded with turtles. The third lane (to the left) a couple rabbits speeding along without any traffic. An easy pass sign has carrots replacing dollars.

'Of course you're out of gas. You forgot to fill up at the last stop...maybe this will teach you to stop daydreaming.'

Elephant ass selfie.

"Okay, you can keep 'em, but if they grow any bigger, they'll have to sleep in the kitchen."

Bessy had won the 100m sprint... but many suspected Steeroid abuse!

The circus diver.

'By Jove, we've finally found it! the fabled elephants' disco!'

"'Course I've seen one before...but never one that ate peanuts!"

Table Of The Elephants

"I thought you were getting me a dog?"

'Yes, the baby should arrive soon: Her nesting instinct is in overdrive!'

"Man, these closed book exams suck! Who could possibly remember all this crap?"

'Peekaboo!'

Bob realised that he'd had his binoculars back to front.

"Stop squawking. Use your words."

"No need for stage fright, it's just a documentary crew: be yourself..."

'You did remember the condoms didn't you?'

'This is a real barnburner.'

Sheep are sheared and then shown a mirror.

'You may have found more new customers than the other salesmen, but your profits are too small! Stop just pulling in peanuts, Barry!'

Ernie's spent his entire career studying one species. He says everything else is "irrelephant."