Elephant Enthusiasts Gifts

'Now, let's try a Waltz. Don't worry about me though, I'm wearing safety boots...'

'We don't mention the room in the elephant.'

'You did remember the condoms didn't you?'

"Sure, elephants never forget, but sometimes we can use a little help."

"Damn! They keys were right under my nose all along!"

'Because I know you Henry!! You'll go charging off with the boys, trumpeting at anything that moves and forget to take the garbage out!!'

'If we could just figure out some high-energy diet, we wouldn't have to spend the hole day eating.'

"I'm leaving you, Brian - you'll forget me in time. . . well, probably not."

"Have you not heard the one about the elephant diarrhea? It's all over town."

"I realize I should kick him out of the meeting, but you know, they don't forget that kind of thing!"

"The local airport had a wind sock."

"Seriously? Earrings again? How much thought do you actually put into buying me presents?"

'I wish you'd stop blaming me for the long pregrancy...'

Insecure elephant

'Martha, did you order a 100 pound bag of peanuts?'

"Great- now we're endangered and reviled."

'What do you mean, you forgot our anniversary?'

'What on earth did Hannibal feed all those elephants?'-'Alp-o?'

Acme Cotton Bud

Shovel your driveway?

"1-800 Herd of Elephants."

"They're wearing cameras. How humiliating."

Indian rajah rowing elephant in a monsoon flood.

"Well, I had 'the talk' with him.

The operation was going extremely well, but then very unexpectedly, he got trampled.

Raised by Dogs

"Not to brag or anything, but I'm the elephant in the room at my company."

"Congratulations. It's a chick."

Children have their campsite ruined by an assortment of farm animals.

"Here we go again. Look at me everybody....I'm a cloud."

"So when my dad said I couldn't have a dog..."

Dog's In Tray and Out Tray

'Of course you're out of gas. You forgot to fill up at the last stop...maybe this will teach you to stop daydreaming.'

Elephant ass selfie.

"Okay, you can keep 'em, but if they grow any bigger, they'll have to sleep in the kitchen."