Elephant Aficionado Gifts

I love Elephant and Castle

'His prostate is just fine'

"I'm thinking considerably longer. How about you, Alan?"

Pest control

Domestic event in the Zoological Gardens No. I. - The nose of the hippopotamus put out of joint by the young elephant

'Great nose job, Marlene.'

What heppens when you tie a rope around an elephant's loins and sit a cowboy on its back. (Rodeo today).

Road less Traveled

'Can I Come In Soon?'

Mardi Gras

Indian rajah rowing elephant in a monsoon flood.

"He could have been the national bird, but that was a long, long time ago."

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

"A GPS! Thanks guys! It's exactly what I need to guide my sleigh...you know, in light of that unfortunate hunting accident."

"Well, I had 'the talk' with him.

Cling-On Dog

'I don't care if it's hot, I won't go in the water!'

"Well, we needed the rain."

"Just one more question before I let you in...I can let you in...are you a cat or dog person?"

'Now for today's numbers...'Bad Dogs' outnumbered 'Good Dogs' by two-to-one...'

"I think we may be related!"

Bears going water skiing.

"Bram Stoker's Bambi"

Koala

"He also barks, meows and makes noises like a hamster."

The operation was going extremely well, but then very unexpectedly, he got trampled.

Hermit Crabapple Tree

"Not to brag or anything, but I'm the elephant in the room at my company."

A day at the transgenic races

"Look, children are just pathetic substitutes for people who can't have pets."

'Roy! For the last time, don't wave that red one in front of your Dad.'

Ant story: 'and so they worked all day and they worked all night and then they worked some more, the end.'

Cats holding letters up that spell out 'Hang in there'.

'No, Ben, making your eyes go bigger does not make the fish grow bigger!'

"Tell Mrs. Pomeroy we've found the source of that strange hint of musk."