Memory Elephant Lover Gifts

"Once again, I simply don't recall."

Indian rajah rowing elephant in a monsoon flood.

"Well, I had 'the talk' with him.

'You and your 'Rescue the Reindeer' campaign!'

"Not to brag or anything, but I'm the elephant in the room at my company."

The operation was going extremely well, but then very unexpectedly, he got trampled.

'Of course you're out of gas. You forgot to fill up at the last stop...maybe this will teach you to stop daydreaming.'

Elephant ass selfie.

"Okay, you can keep 'em, but if they grow any bigger, they'll have to sleep in the kitchen."

The circus diver.

'By Jove, we've finally found it! the fabled elephants' disco!'

'Peekaboo!'

"I thought you were getting me a dog?"

Table Of The Elephants

"'Course I've seen one before...but never one that ate peanuts!"

"No need for stage fright, it's just a documentary crew: be yourself..."

'Remember when we caught small fish by the bucket full?' 'Oh, yeah! Those were the dace!'

'I almost get out the door and then my mom yells...'Don't you know it's February?!' And here I am again...looking like an eskimo.'

'Yes, the baby should arrive soon: Her nesting instinct is in overdrive!'

Bob realised that he'd had his binoculars back to front.

"Man, these closed book exams suck! Who could possibly remember all this crap?"

'You did remember the condoms didn't you?'

Ernie's spent his entire career studying one species. He says everything else is "irrelephant."

"You finished with your peanuts?"

"I was going to get a cat but they had an offer on."

Zoo warden attempting to impress woman visitor

"I don't like a school year that begins with 'while you were out'."

Domestic event in the Zoological Gardens No. I. - The nose of the hippopotamus put out of joint by the young elephant

'Jumbo waits for the tusk fairy'

'You may have found more new customers than the other salesmen, but your profits are too small! Stop just pulling in peanuts, Barry!'

'You know what I really like in someone? Bulk!'

'I told you it would fit.'

"When you said you wanted to bring a pet to work, I thought you meant a DOG!"

"I'm thinking considerably longer. How about you, Alan?"

'My final offer.'