Memory Elephant Lover Gifts

"Once again, I simply don't recall."

Indian rajah rowing elephant in a monsoon flood.

'You and your 'Rescue the Reindeer' campaign!'

"Well, I had 'the talk' with him.

"Not to brag or anything, but I'm the elephant in the room at my company."

The operation was going extremely well, but then very unexpectedly, he got trampled.

'Of course you're out of gas. You forgot to fill up at the last stop...maybe this will teach you to stop daydreaming.'

Elephant ass selfie.

The circus diver.

'By Jove, we've finally found it! the fabled elephants' disco!'

"Man, these closed book exams suck! Who could possibly remember all this crap?"

'Peekaboo!'

'Yes, the baby should arrive soon: Her nesting instinct is in overdrive!'

"I thought you were getting me a dog?"

'Remember when we caught small fish by the bucket full?' 'Oh, yeah! Those were the dace!'

Bob realised that he'd had his binoculars back to front.

'I almost get out the door and then my mom yells...'Don't you know it's February?!' And here I am again...looking like an eskimo.'

"'Course I've seen one before...but never one that ate peanuts!"

"No need for stage fright, it's just a documentary crew: be yourself..."

Table Of The Elephants

'You did remember the condoms didn't you?'

Domestic event in the Zoological Gardens No. I. - The nose of the hippopotamus put out of joint by the young elephant

"I was going to get a cat but they had an offer on."

'You may have found more new customers than the other salesmen, but your profits are too small! Stop just pulling in peanuts, Barry!'

"I don't like a school year that begins with 'while you were out'."

'You know what I really like in someone? Bulk!'

Zoo warden attempting to impress woman visitor

'Jumbo waits for the tusk fairy'

"You finished with your peanuts?"

"When you said you wanted to bring a pet to work, I thought you meant a DOG!"

"I'm thinking considerably longer. How about you, Alan?"

'My final offer.'

The sad case of the blind-men and the elephant.