Forgetful Elephant Enthusiasts Gifts

"Wait. . . man, I totally forgot what I was gonna say."

Indian rajah rowing elephant in a monsoon flood.

"Well, I had 'the talk' with him.

The operation was going extremely well, but then very unexpectedly, he got trampled.

"Not to brag or anything, but I'm the elephant in the room at my company."

'Of course you're out of gas. You forgot to fill up at the last stop...maybe this will teach you to stop daydreaming.'

Elephant ass selfie.

The circus diver.

'By Jove, we've finally found it! the fabled elephants' disco!'

Table Of The Elephants

"No need for stage fright, it's just a documentary crew: be yourself..."

'Yes, the baby should arrive soon: Her nesting instinct is in overdrive!'

"I thought you were getting me a dog?"

"Man, these closed book exams suck! Who could possibly remember all this crap?"

"'Course I've seen one before...but never one that ate peanuts!"

Bob realised that he'd had his binoculars back to front.

'Peekaboo!'

'You did remember the condoms didn't you?'

"I was going to get a cat but they had an offer on."

'You may have found more new customers than the other salesmen, but your profits are too small! Stop just pulling in peanuts, Barry!'

'You know what I really like in someone? Bulk!'

Domestic event in the Zoological Gardens No. I. - The nose of the hippopotamus put out of joint by the young elephant

'Jumbo waits for the tusk fairy'

Zoo warden attempting to impress woman visitor

"Once again, I simply don't recall."

"You finished with your peanuts?"

"When you said you wanted to bring a pet to work, I thought you meant a DOG!"

'My final offer.'

"I'm thinking considerably longer. How about you, Alan?"

The sad case of the blind-men and the elephant.

As years of unspoken tension surfaced, Trunky refused to raise his hand like a coward.

'See? Tantor like Jane -- he want Jane give belly rub!'

Self driving car containing a baby elephant