Forgetful Elephant Enthusiasts Prints

"Wait. . . man, I totally forgot what I was gonna say."

Indian rajah rowing elephant in a monsoon flood.

"Well, I had 'the talk' with him.

The operation was going extremely well, but then very unexpectedly, he got trampled.

"Not to brag or anything, but I'm the elephant in the room at my company."

'Of course you're out of gas. You forgot to fill up at the last stop...maybe this will teach you to stop daydreaming.'

"Okay, you can keep 'em, but if they grow any bigger, they'll have to sleep in the kitchen."

Elephant ass selfie.

The circus diver.

'By Jove, we've finally found it! the fabled elephants' disco!'

Table Of The Elephants

Bob realised that he'd had his binoculars back to front.

'Yes, the baby should arrive soon: Her nesting instinct is in overdrive!'

"I thought you were getting me a dog?"

"Man, these closed book exams suck! Who could possibly remember all this crap?"

"No need for stage fright, it's just a documentary crew: be yourself..."

"'Course I've seen one before...but never one that ate peanuts!"

'Peekaboo!'

'You did remember the condoms didn't you?'

"Once again, I simply don't recall."

"I was going to get a cat but they had an offer on."

Domestic event in the Zoological Gardens No. I. - The nose of the hippopotamus put out of joint by the young elephant

Ernie's spent his entire career studying one species. He says everything else is "irrelephant."

'You know what I really like in someone? Bulk!'

Zoo warden attempting to impress woman visitor

"You finished with your peanuts?"

'You may have found more new customers than the other salesmen, but your profits are too small! Stop just pulling in peanuts, Barry!'

'Jumbo waits for the tusk fairy'

'I told you it would fit.'

"When you said you wanted to bring a pet to work, I thought you meant a DOG!"

The sad case of the blind-men and the elephant.

'My final offer.'

"I'm thinking considerably longer. How about you, Alan?"

'Here's looking at you, kid...'

'Was Monty the culprit? Had he fixed a horse race? He couldn't remember.'