Elephant Appreciators Prints

"Is it my breath?"

Indian rajah rowing elephant in a monsoon flood.

"Well, I had 'the talk' with him.

"Not to brag or anything, but I'm the elephant in the room at my company."

The operation was going extremely well, but then very unexpectedly, he got trampled.

'Of course you're out of gas. You forgot to fill up at the last stop...maybe this will teach you to stop daydreaming.'

Elephant ass selfie.

The circus diver.

'By Jove, we've finally found it! the fabled elephants' disco!'

Laboratory Retriever

"'Course I've seen one before...but never one that ate peanuts!"

Brian the dog#3 - Brian now realised he was NOT man's best friend.

'Peekaboo!'

"I thought you were getting me a dog?"

"No need for stage fright, it's just a documentary crew: be yourself..."

Bob realised that he'd had his binoculars back to front.

'Yes, the baby should arrive soon: Her nesting instinct is in overdrive!'

"Man, these closed book exams suck! Who could possibly remember all this crap?"

Table Of The Elephants

'You did remember the condoms didn't you?'

'You may have found more new customers than the other salesmen, but your profits are too small! Stop just pulling in peanuts, Barry!'

"You finished with your peanuts?"

Say cheese!

'Jumbo waits for the tusk fairy'

Domestic event in the Zoological Gardens No. I. - The nose of the hippopotamus put out of joint by the young elephant

"I was going to get a cat but they had an offer on."

'You know what I really like in someone? Bulk!'

Zoo warden attempting to impress woman visitor

"When you said you wanted to bring a pet to work, I thought you meant a DOG!"

"I'm thinking considerably longer. How about you, Alan?"

"His tests show he has a latex allergy."

The sad case of the blind-men and the elephant.

'My final offer.'