Elephant Appreciators Pillows

"Is it my breath?"

Indian rajah rowing elephant in a monsoon flood.

"Well, I had 'the talk' with him.

The operation was going extremely well, but then very unexpectedly, he got trampled.

"Not to brag or anything, but I'm the elephant in the room at my company."

'Of course you're out of gas. You forgot to fill up at the last stop...maybe this will teach you to stop daydreaming.'

"Okay, you can keep 'em, but if they grow any bigger, they'll have to sleep in the kitchen."

Elephant ass selfie.

The circus diver.

'By Jove, we've finally found it! the fabled elephants' disco!'

Laboratory Retriever

Bob realised that he'd had his binoculars back to front.

"No need for stage fright, it's just a documentary crew: be yourself..."

'Peekaboo!'

'Yes, the baby should arrive soon: Her nesting instinct is in overdrive!'

"'Course I've seen one before...but never one that ate peanuts!"

"I thought you were getting me a dog?"

Brian the dog#3 - Brian now realised he was NOT man's best friend.

"Man, these closed book exams suck! Who could possibly remember all this crap?"

Table Of The Elephants

'You did remember the condoms didn't you?'

"I was going to get a cat but they had an offer on."

Domestic event in the Zoological Gardens No. I. - The nose of the hippopotamus put out of joint by the young elephant

'You may have found more new customers than the other salesmen, but your profits are too small! Stop just pulling in peanuts, Barry!'

Zoo warden attempting to impress woman visitor

'You know what I really like in someone? Bulk!'

Ernie's spent his entire career studying one species. He says everything else is "irrelephant."

Say cheese!

'Jumbo waits for the tusk fairy'

"You finished with your peanuts?"

'I told you it would fit.'

"When you said you wanted to bring a pet to work, I thought you meant a DOG!"

'My final offer.'

The sad case of the blind-men and the elephant.

"His tests show he has a latex allergy."