Elephant Admirers Pillows

Will Work For Peanuts

Elephant's submarine too small - 'The unit on this plan is metre not foot!'

Cliff Jumper

How The Elephant Lost Her Trunk

"Well, I had 'the talk' with him.

"Yes, son, we're Republicans."

"For the last time, we don't have a shuffleboard court."

Elephant offers a blow dry for $5.

'I know I should be able to but I can't, I just can't...22nd November 1963...give me a clue.'

Blind date with girl with elephant trunk for nose

Elephant Taxi Emergency

Busking Elephant

Self driving car containing a baby elephant

"If we have to run downhill, I would prefer it if you were to go first..."

Indian rajah rowing elephant in a monsoon flood.

'Santa recalled thousands of toys ― he delivered them to kids who're in fact naughty.'

The operation was going extremely well, but then very unexpectedly, he got trampled.

"Not to brag or anything, but I'm the elephant in the room at my company."

'Of course you're out of gas. You forgot to fill up at the last stop...maybe this will teach you to stop daydreaming.'

"Okay, you can keep 'em, but if they grow any bigger, they'll have to sleep in the kitchen."

Elephant ass selfie.

"I didn't really start applying myself seriously until around the eighth life."

The circus diver.

'By Jove, we've finally found it! the fabled elephants' disco!'

"No need for stage fright, it's just a documentary crew: be yourself..."

'And though he died during the hunt, we can only assume that George L Jones would want this new species of butt-faced clown monkey to forever bear his name.'

Bob realised that he'd had his binoculars back to front.

Table Of The Elephants

'Peekaboo!'

"'Course I've seen one before...but never one that ate peanuts!"

"Man, these closed book exams suck! Who could possibly remember all this crap?"

"I thought you were getting me a dog?"

Yakety-Yak

'Yes, the baby should arrive soon: Her nesting instinct is in overdrive!'

'You did remember the condoms didn't you?'