Elephant Aficionados Pillows

"Wait. . . man, I totally forgot what I was gonna say."

Indian rajah rowing elephant in a monsoon flood.

"Well, I had 'the talk' with him.

"Not to brag or anything, but I'm the elephant in the room at my company."

"Consider yourself lucky that you only got a little shaken up in that dryer--socks get lost in that thing and aren't ever seen again.'

The operation was going extremely well, but then very unexpectedly, he got trampled.

"Oh, wow! Is that stunning or what?" "Mid-century classic. Should be in a museum. Let's pee on it." "Totally."

'Of course you're out of gas. You forgot to fill up at the last stop...maybe this will teach you to stop daydreaming.'

Elephant ass selfie.

"I have spirit, yes I do. I have spirit, how 'bout you?"

'This goes way beyond just keeping the flies off me...I'm fighting crime now too!'

"So who is this First pet?"

The circus diver.

'By Jove, we've finally found it! the fabled elephants' disco!'

'Yes, the baby should arrive soon: Her nesting instinct is in overdrive!'

"I thought you were getting me a dog?"

"No need for stage fright, it's just a documentary crew: be yourself..."

Table Of The Elephants

"Man, these closed book exams suck! Who could possibly remember all this crap?"

"Only one of my lives was a bowl of cherries."

"'Course I've seen one before...but never one that ate peanuts!"

Bob realised that he'd had his binoculars back to front.

'Peekaboo!'

'You did remember the condoms didn't you?'

Zoo warden attempting to impress woman visitor

"I was going to get a cat but they had an offer on."

Domestic event in the Zoological Gardens No. I. - The nose of the hippopotamus put out of joint by the young elephant

'You may have found more new customers than the other salesmen, but your profits are too small! Stop just pulling in peanuts, Barry!'

'Jumbo waits for the tusk fairy'

'You know what I really like in someone? Bulk!'

"You finished with your peanuts?"

"When you said you wanted to bring a pet to work, I thought you meant a DOG!"

'My final offer.'