Elephant Lovers Pillows

Spider trap.

Congratulations, Graduate! You're going to be working for peanuts...but with that diploma you'll be getting a whole lot more of them!

1880 Presidential Election- The Republican Animal will Carry the Nation

'Captain, he want's to join up to forget.'

Indian rajah rowing elephant in a monsoon flood.

'You and your 'Rescue the Reindeer' campaign!'

"Well, I had 'the talk' with him.

"Not to brag or anything, but I'm the elephant in the room at my company."

The operation was going extremely well, but then very unexpectedly, he got trampled.

'Of course you're out of gas. You forgot to fill up at the last stop...maybe this will teach you to stop daydreaming.'

Elephant ass selfie.

'Look Daddy: I'm wearing Mummy's shoes...'

'Humans seem to be so weight-conscious: My rider weighs himself before each race...'

The circus diver.

'By Jove, we've finally found it! the fabled elephants' disco!'

"I thought you were getting me a dog?"

'Yes, the baby should arrive soon: Her nesting instinct is in overdrive!'

"No need for stage fright, it's just a documentary crew: be yourself..."

"Man, these closed book exams suck! Who could possibly remember all this crap?"

Table Of The Elephants

"'Course I've seen one before...but never one that ate peanuts!"

Bob realised that he'd had his binoculars back to front.

'Peekaboo!'

'You did remember the condoms didn't you?'

"You finished with your peanuts?"

"I was going to get a cat but they had an offer on."

"Once again, I simply don't recall."

'You may have found more new customers than the other salesmen, but your profits are too small! Stop just pulling in peanuts, Barry!'

Domestic event in the Zoological Gardens No. I. - The nose of the hippopotamus put out of joint by the young elephant

'You know what I really like in someone? Bulk!'

'Jumbo waits for the tusk fairy'

Zoo warden attempting to impress woman visitor

"When you said you wanted to bring a pet to work, I thought you meant a DOG!"

'My final offer.'

"I'm thinking considerably longer. How about you, Alan?"