Memory Lover Gifts

'Remember when we caught small fish by the bucket full?' 'Oh, yeah! Those were the dace!'

"What your memoir really needs is an addiction."

'Your Grandpa achieved greatness, he thrust greatness upon me, and then you were born great!'

Super Bowl Halftime Show Barbra Streisand reads from her memoir.

'That's true son..Money can't buy happiness. But it makes being unhappy a little easier to live with.'

'I almost get out the door and then my mom yells...'Don't you know it's February?!' And here I am again...looking like an eskimo.'

A boy with a camera

'Oh, I'm just writing a tender memoir or my long ago affair with J.F.K...it's filled with pathos and sad wishful longing...'

"New money, Bobby, is old money that got away."

"It's funny 'cos it's true!"

"I don't like a school year that begins with 'while you were out'."

"My Aunt Agatha – feminist, civil rights activist, philanthropist, sound engineer for 'Cheap Trick at Budokan.'"

"Once again, I simply don't recall."

Michael Jackson: The thriller of entertainment.

'Someday, Son, all this will be your ex-wife's.'

'Someday, son...all this will be Mine.'

Hi again

'I want a scurrilous biography. If it was good enough for Getty, it will be good enough for me.'

'You still can't take it with you, but we now offer cloud storage for intellectual properties.'

"Forget the future, tell me what happened to the past ten years."

Family Money - "I've been working on your family tree!"

Amnesiacs Convention.

'He says he too would be grinning were he to be adored all over the world.'

Jared Kushner book Breaking History published.

'The walrus wasn't Paul! It was really me, Murray! And I think it's high time the world knew the truth!'

'Sire, they are starting to call you Edward the Confessor.'

Little Known Historical Fact: After regaining consciousness at the last minute, Davey Crockett's coonskin cap went on to become the Alamo's only survivor.

Wait Brian! You forgot the little Airbus chapter!

"Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day, give a man a kickstarter campaign and he can write a bad fishing memoir."

'Mike, all I'm saying is, 'Fred' is fine, but 'David' has a nicer ring to it!'

'Your uncle had a very unusual will.'

“What we have here is an old moral compass. How did it come into your possession?”

'I'm the father of our country.' 'Big Deal.' 'Yawn.' 'I'm the father of Anna Nicole Smith's baby.'

Useless-memory lane

'...You have some pretty big shoes to fill.'