Memoir Lover Gifts

Jonah's editor.

"What your memoir really needs is an addiction."

"Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day, give a man a kickstarter campaign and he can write a bad fishing memoir."

Super Bowl Halftime Show Barbra Streisand reads from her memoir.

Andrea Leadsom's Memoirs

Wait Brian! You forgot the little Airbus chapter!

'I want a scurrilous biography. If it was good enough for Getty, it will be good enough for me.'

'Sire, they are starting to call you Edward the Confessor.'

'Oh, I'm just writing a tender memoir or my long ago affair with J.F.K...it's filled with pathos and sad wishful longing...'

"Yes, "My life in the Galapagos" is a great title, but as a memoir, it wouldn't sell: frankly, you've led a long and boring life..."

Jared Kushner book Breaking History published.

"Are you insane?!" The Velveteen Skunk

Mike (The Situation) is rumored to have written the original manuscript for his best-selling memoir entirely out of bronzer.

"That's the guy I hired to read Proust for me."

"Too bad about old Ainsworth. Published and published, but perished all the same."

Blue Stockings - Woman revealing herself as author

Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.

'Peter the Flying Hippo is my favorite storybook character without any merchandising tie-ins.'

"After years of cartoon rejections, Bill stooped to trying a little shameless product placement."

"Would you like me to annotate that for you?"

The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'

The DaVinci Code

'I didn't dedicate my book, A Lifetime of Wine Tasting, to my 3 ex-wives and nine kids, because they made it possible. I did it because they made it necessary.'

Thomas Mann.

Victor Hugo

Mr. Metamorphosis: "At least this better than waking up as a cockroach."

Academic Jeopardy ... 'What Was the Maiden Name of Dante Alighieri's Maternal Grandmother?'

'For those with books, open and follow along. For those with laptops, follow me on Twitter.'

Kid in time-out writes 'it was the best of time out...'

Jean-Paul Sartre

"Once upon a time, there was a princess who wasn't about to take anyone's sh*t."

Television Readers.

'Look! The new long awaited, highly anticipated but ultimately disappointing novel by that guy you like.'

"Not to be a motion picture - will remain just a book'

"My novel is not a doorstop!"