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Memoirs

My memoirs - 'I've character assassinated the target.'

"My parents love me, they've always been understanding, and I've had a fantastic childhood...man, that's not going to make a good autobiography."

"Congratulations! Your manuscript was the one-millionth personal memoir submitted to us this year."

"So- how go the formative years?"

In his later years, Sam Houston's poor recollection doomed his memoirs.

"I finished my memoir."

'You understand, of course, that my memoirs must be written in ELITE type.'

'How could a man who seduced a hundred and thirty-two women find the time to write a twelve-volume memoir?'

"I swear to sell my book, my whole book, and nothing but my book."

Prolific Prison Writer

Display of political memoirs books categorized as: 'Non-fiction,' 'Fiction,' and 'Pure Fantasy'.

Tell all books, tell a little books

John Bolton

John Bolton book

'Six hundred and ninety-one pages and not even a slagging off about you!'

"I loved your embarrassing personal essay in the 'Times.' "

"Would you like him to sign a copy for you?"

"Fallen angel" - A memoir: signing today

"I've read your manuscript - it's a miracle you survived all the booze, sex, and drugs while on your world tour, but are you sure you want it published during an election year Senator?"

"Not another celebrity memoir ..."

Sarah: 'My dream is to be elected, then quit the presidency, so my staff and ghost can rewrite my memoirs...'

Sarah Palin reads from her new book.

'I'm writing a sequel to my autobiography.'

"Yes, my autobiography contains an entire chapter detailing how I borrowed but failed to return Phil O'Brien's power washer, which explains why I shouldn't have hired Phil O'Brien as my ghost writer."

Misery Memoirs Bumper Pack.

'Hmm...could you make the 'Me' bigger?'

Mr. Martin. Since your career is over, perhaps I may suggest a fine biographer?

Vanity Publishing.

'He confessed to reading George Bush's memoirs.'

Bestsellers/Memoirs (sort of).

Woman at bookshop counter says: 'The Political Memoirs Wing is through there.'

'I must say, this is the most inspiring and heart-warming revenge memoir I've ever read!'

'How are you memoirs coming along? Have you reached the part yet where I lend you £50?'

"Wait! Wait! I just authored a 'Tell-All' Book about my time in the White House as a Trump insider!"