Memoirist Gifts

'I'm writing my memoirs. Can you remember what we've been doing for the past forty years?'

"Well, Mr. Goddam Fancy-Pants Small-Town-Expose hot shot! What makes you think we don't all have lusty, kiss-and-tell memoirs boiling away inside us?"

Sarah: 'My dream is to be elected, then quit the presidency, so my staff and ghost can rewrite my memoirs...'

"What your memoir really needs is an addiction."

Display of political memoirs books categorized as: 'Non-fiction,' 'Fiction,' and 'Pure Fantasy'.

'For God's sake give me some angst, how will I ever write a misery memoir?'

Fifty Shades of Gray

'He tells me there's one chapter of his memoir titled, 'My Likeable Master'.'

Memoirs: Fiction/Non Fiction.

"They called me Dumbo. A memoir of redemption."

"I remembered that time you said you wished you had a biographer."

'Man, I'm age 21 now and so far, I haven't done anything important. Things can't go on like this or I will have to forget my plan to become rich and famous by writing my autobiography at age 35!'

"I'll give you a cookie if you promise to paint me as a pillar among women in your future memoir."

"It was only when I started to write the story of my life that I realised I'd forgotten to have one."

'You understand, of course, that my memoirs must be written in ELITE type.'

'This is the shortest autobiography I've ever read!'

Woman at bookshop counter says: 'The Political Memoirs Wing is through there.'

"I loved your embarrassing personal essay in the 'Times.' "

'I want a scurrilous biography. If it was good enough for Getty, it will be good enough for me.'

Eva Schloss

Andrea Leadsom's memoirs

'That's right...his appendix...and it's pure dynamite! Don't you see? It'll be the ultimate insider celebrity memoir!'

My memoirs - 'I've character assassinated the target.'

Misery Memoirs Bumper Pack.

Jared Kushner book Breaking History published.

Vanity Publishing.

"Good autobiography, but I preferred your memoirs."

Possible Titles For My Upcoming Autobiography

"Sorry, but your personal life story just isn't very original."

"Health officials now confirm the proliferation of a new epidemic they're calling 'way too many memoirs being published.'"

"Oh, it's not a baby book, it's his memoirs."