Memoir Writing Gifts

'Memoirs my arse!...It's all lies and you know it!'

Rudy, I loved your memoir. It was fascinating. The way you overcame huge odds to invent the computer. How you went on to protect us from government surveillance. You know none of it's true. The way you swore yourself to humility. People so want to believe a good story.

'How are the memoirs coming along?'

I figured out how we can pay for the kids' college tuitions. Do tell. I'm going to leave for a year of self-discovery, which I will chronicle in a best-selling memoir. Oh, but

"What your memoir really needs is an addiction."

Display of political memoirs books categorized as: 'Non-fiction,' 'Fiction,' and 'Pure Fantasy'.

I'm currently working on my autobiography. Would you care to help make page 327 interesting?

It's an autobiography of a guy who spent his whole life trying to get his first @#^& book published. Editor.

Super Bowl Halftime Show Barbra Streisand reads from her memoir.

'For God's sake give me some angst, how will I ever write a misery memoir?'

Fifty Shades of Gray

"Well, Mr. Goddam Fancy-Pants Small-Town-Expose hot shot! What makes you think we don't all have lusty, kiss-and-tell memoirs boiling away inside us?"

'He tells me there's one chapter of his memoir titled, 'My Likeable Master'.'

Memoirs: Fiction/Non Fiction.

'Man, I'm age 21 now and so far, I haven't done anything important. Things can't go on like this or I will have to forget my plan to become rich and famous by writing my autobiography at age 35!'

"They called me Dumbo. A memoir of redemption."

'Oh, I'm just writing a tender memoir or my long ago affair with J.F.K...it's filled with pathos and sad wishful longing...'

"I remembered that time you said you wished you had a biographer."

"It was only when I started to write the story of my life that I realised I'd forgotten to have one."

'You understand, of course, that my memoirs must be written in ELITE type.'

Woman at bookshop counter says: 'The Political Memoirs Wing is through there.'

"I loved your embarrassing personal essay in the 'Times.' "

'That's right...his appendix...and it's pure dynamite! Don't you see? It'll be the ultimate insider celebrity memoir!'

'I've read your manuscript-it's a miracle you survived all the booze, sex, and drugs while on your world tour, but are you sure you want it published during an election year senator?'

'This is the shortest autobiography I've ever read!'

Andrea Leadsom's memoirs

'I want a scurrilous biography. If it was good enough for Getty, it will be good enough for me.'

Eva Schloss

My memoirs - 'I've character assassinated the target.'

'The toughest things to deal with are a new, charismatic opponent and a former colleague's memoirs.'

"Sorry, but your personal life story just isn't very original."

Wait Brian! You forgot the little Airbus chapter!

"Why don’t you just go back to writing your memoirs and forget about the whole graphic-novel thing?"

"Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day, give a man a kickstarter campaign and he can write a bad fishing memoir."

"Health officials now confirm the proliferation of a new epidemic they're calling 'way too many memoirs being published.'"