Memoir Gifts

'I'm writing my memoirs. Can you remember what we've been doing for the past forty years?'

"I found your memoir totally believable until the part at the end where I agree to publish it."

J. Stone HAUNTED - By Memories (A Novel)

I'm currently working on my autobiography. Would you care to help make page 327 interesting?

'I've written my memoirs, Emily and you aren't in them.'

Mike (The Situation) is rumored to have written the original manuscript for his best-selling memoir entirely out of bronzer.

I figured out how we can pay for the kids' college tuitions. Do tell. I'm going to leave for a year of self-discovery, which I will chronicle in a best-selling memoir. Oh, but

"What your memoir really needs is an addiction."

Display of political memoirs books categorized as: 'Non-fiction,' 'Fiction,' and 'Pure Fantasy'.

Super Bowl Halftime Show Barbra Streisand reads from her memoir.

It's an autobiography of a guy who spent his whole life trying to get his first @#^& book published. Editor.

'For God's sake give me some angst, how will I ever write a misery memoir?'

"Well, Mr. Goddam Fancy-Pants Small-Town-Expose hot shot! What makes you think we don't all have lusty, kiss-and-tell memoirs boiling away inside us?"

Fifty Shades of Gray

'He tells me there's one chapter of his memoir titled, 'My Likeable Master'.'

Memoirs: Fiction/Non Fiction.

"I remembered that time you said you wished you had a biographer."

'Man, I'm age 21 now and so far, I haven't done anything important. Things can't go on like this or I will have to forget my plan to become rich and famous by writing my autobiography at age 35!'

"They called me Dumbo. A memoir of redemption."

'Oh, I'm just writing a tender memoir or my long ago affair with J.F.K...it's filled with pathos and sad wishful longing...'

'The end. Well, time for bed. What are you writing?'

"It was only when I started to write the story of my life that I realised I'd forgotten to have one."

'You understand, of course, that my memoirs must be written in ELITE type.'

Andrea Leadsom's memoirs

'This is the shortest autobiography I've ever read!'

Eva Schloss

'I've read your manuscript-it's a miracle you survived all the booze, sex, and drugs while on your world tour, but are you sure you want it published during an election year senator?'

'That's right...his appendix...and it's pure dynamite! Don't you see? It'll be the ultimate insider celebrity memoir!'

"I finally got my wife to read my manuscript. She said the main character was a sleazebag devoid of a moral compass. It's an autobiography."

Ilyasah Shabazz

Woman at bookshop counter says: 'The Political Memoirs Wing is through there.'

'I want a scurrilous biography. If it was good enough for Getty, it will be good enough for me.'

Rudy, I loved your memoir. It was fascinating. The way you overcame huge odds to invent the computer. How you went on to protect us from government surveillance. You know none of it's true. The way you swore yourself to humility. People so want to believe a good story.

"I loved your embarrassing personal essay in the 'Times.' "

My memoirs - 'I've character assassinated the target.'