Memoir Mugs

'I'm writing my memoirs. Can you remember what we've been doing for the past forty years?'

"I found your memoir totally believable until the part at the end where I agree to publish it."

J. Stone HAUNTED - By Memories (A Novel)

'I've written my memoirs, Emily and you aren't in them.'

"What your memoir really needs is an addiction."

Display of political memoirs books categorized as: 'Non-fiction,' 'Fiction,' and 'Pure Fantasy'.

'For God's sake give me some angst, how will I ever write a misery memoir?'

'He tells me there's one chapter of his memoir titled, 'My Likeable Master'.'

Fifty Shades of Gray

"Well, Mr. Goddam Fancy-Pants Small-Town-Expose hot shot! What makes you think we don't all have lusty, kiss-and-tell memoirs boiling away inside us?"

Memoirs: Fiction/Non Fiction.

'Man, I'm age 21 now and so far, I haven't done anything important. Things can't go on like this or I will have to forget my plan to become rich and famous by writing my autobiography at age 35!'

"They called me Dumbo. A memoir of redemption."

"I remembered that time you said you wished you had a biographer."

"It was only when I started to write the story of my life that I realised I'd forgotten to have one."

'You understand, of course, that my memoirs must be written in ELITE type.'

'This is the shortest autobiography I've ever read!'

'That's right...his appendix...and it's pure dynamite! Don't you see? It'll be the ultimate insider celebrity memoir!'

'I want a scurrilous biography. If it was good enough for Getty, it will be good enough for me.'

Eva Schloss

Ilyasah Shabazz

"I finally got my wife to read my manuscript. She said the main character was a sleazebag devoid of a moral compass. It's an autobiography."

Woman at bookshop counter says: 'The Political Memoirs Wing is through there.'

Andrea Leadsom's memoirs

"I loved your embarrassing personal essay in the 'Times.' "

My memoirs - 'I've character assassinated the target.'

"Why don’t you just go back to writing your memoirs and forget about the whole graphic-novel thing?"

"Oh, it's not a baby book, it's his memoirs."

Misery Memoirs Bumper Pack.

"Good autobiography, but I preferred your memoirs."