Memoirs Mugs

Memoirs: Fiction/Non Fiction.

Memoirs

"I finished my memoir."

"Deep Right Field: a Memoir..."

Standing By Myself: Nobody Would Watch a Movie About Your Childhood

"They called me Dumbo. A memoir of redemption."

Fifty Shades of Gray

Wait Brian! You forgot the little Airbus chapter!

Woman at bookshop counter says: 'The Political Memoirs Wing is through there.'

"Good autobiography, but I preferred your memoirs."

A dentist places his first tooth and his first dollar on the wall.

"Yes, my autobiography contains an entire chapter detailing how I borrowed but failed to return Phil O'Brien's power washer, which explains why I shouldn't have hired Phil O'Brien as my ghost writer."

Display of political memoirs books categorized as: 'Non-fiction,' 'Fiction,' and 'Pure Fantasy'.

'For God's sake give me some angst, how will I ever write a misery memoir?'

"Well, Mr. Goddam Fancy-Pants Small-Town-Expose hot shot! What makes you think we don't all have lusty, kiss-and-tell memoirs boiling away inside us?"

'He tells me there's one chapter of his memoir titled, 'My Likeable Master'.'

"I remembered that time you said you wished you had a biographer."

'Man, I'm age 21 now and so far, I haven't done anything important. Things can't go on like this or I will have to forget my plan to become rich and famous by writing my autobiography at age 35!'

"It was only when I started to write the story of my life that I realised I'd forgotten to have one."

'You understand, of course, that my memoirs must be written in ELITE type.'

'That's right...his appendix...and it's pure dynamite! Don't you see? It'll be the ultimate insider celebrity memoir!'

Andrea Leadsom's memoirs

'This is the shortest autobiography I've ever read!'

Eva Schloss

"I loved your embarrassing personal essay in the 'Times.' "

My memoirs - 'I've character assassinated the target.'

'I'm thinking of doing an illustrated memoir.'

Possible Titles For My Upcoming Autobiography

'What are you doing whining to me about your terrible childhood? Write it all down, you idiot. You've got a bestseller there.'

'The toughest things to deal with are a new, charismatic opponent and a former colleague's memoirs.'

"Oh, it's not a baby book, it's his memoirs."

'I don't care if you are just 2 years old, people don't have time to read your life story.'

"Sorry, but your personal life story just isn't very original."

Misery Memoirs Bumper Pack.

"Health officials now confirm the proliferation of a new epidemic they're calling 'way too many memoirs being published.'"