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Memoirs: Fiction/Non Fiction.

Memoirs

"I finished my memoir."

"Deep Right Field: a Memoir..."

Standing By Myself: Nobody Would Watch a Movie About Your Childhood

"They called me Dumbo. A memoir of redemption."

Fifty Shades of Gray

I keep meaning to write my memoirs, but I never get around to it. It's your "oughta" biography!

Randy, this whole thing with my memoirs is so strange. I wrote things that are obviously totally inflated. But no one seems to care. They're eating up the story. They want to believe. I liked the part where you killed the terrorists with mind control. No! I killed ants with a magnifying glass.

It's an autobiography of a guy who spent his whole life trying to get his first @#^& book published. Editor.

Wait Brian! You forgot the little Airbus chapter!

Woman at bookshop counter says: 'The Political Memoirs Wing is through there.'

"Good autobiography, but I preferred your memoirs."

A dentist places his first tooth and his first dollar on the wall.

"Yes, my autobiography contains an entire chapter detailing how I borrowed but failed to return Phil O'Brien's power washer, which explains why I shouldn't have hired Phil O'Brien as my ghost writer."

I figured out how we can pay for the kids' college tuitions. Do tell. I'm going to leave for a year of self-discovery, which I will chronicle in a best-selling memoir. Oh, but

Display of political memoirs books categorized as: 'Non-fiction,' 'Fiction,' and 'Pure Fantasy'.

I'm currently working on my autobiography. Would you care to help make page 327 interesting?

'For God's sake give me some angst, how will I ever write a misery memoir?'

"Well, Mr. Goddam Fancy-Pants Small-Town-Expose hot shot! What makes you think we don't all have lusty, kiss-and-tell memoirs boiling away inside us?"

'He tells me there's one chapter of his memoir titled, 'My Likeable Master'.'

'The end. Well, time for bed. What are you writing?'

'Oh, I'm just writing a tender memoir or my long ago affair with J.F.K...it's filled with pathos and sad wishful longing...'

'Man, I'm age 21 now and so far, I haven't done anything important. Things can't go on like this or I will have to forget my plan to become rich and famous by writing my autobiography at age 35!'

"I remembered that time you said you wished you had a biographer."

"It was only when I started to write the story of my life that I realised I'd forgotten to have one."

'You understand, of course, that my memoirs must be written in ELITE type.'

"I loved your embarrassing personal essay in the 'Times.' "

Andrea Leadsom's memoirs

Rudy, I loved your memoir. It was fascinating. The way you overcame huge odds to invent the computer. How you went on to protect us from government surveillance. You know none of it's true. The way you swore yourself to humility. People so want to believe a good story.

Eva Schloss

'That's right...his appendix...and it's pure dynamite! Don't you see? It'll be the ultimate insider celebrity memoir!'

'This is the shortest autobiography I've ever read!'

'I've read your manuscript-it's a miracle you survived all the booze, sex, and drugs while on your world tour, but are you sure you want it published during an election year senator?'

My memoirs - 'I've character assassinated the target.'