Memoir Writer Mugs

"Dear diary, I'm leaving you for a Twitter account—it's not you, it's technology..."

"I'm still working on mt childhood memories."

Today's memoir is more of a who dunit?

"Why are memories so...so...so...memorable?"

"What your memoir really needs is an addiction."

Display of political memoirs books categorized as: 'Non-fiction,' 'Fiction,' and 'Pure Fantasy'.

'For God's sake give me some angst, how will I ever write a misery memoir?'

'He tells me there's one chapter of his memoir titled, 'My Likeable Master'.'

Fifty Shades of Gray

"Well, Mr. Goddam Fancy-Pants Small-Town-Expose hot shot! What makes you think we don't all have lusty, kiss-and-tell memoirs boiling away inside us?"

Memoirs: Fiction/Non Fiction.

'Man, I'm age 21 now and so far, I haven't done anything important. Things can't go on like this or I will have to forget my plan to become rich and famous by writing my autobiography at age 35!'

"I remembered that time you said you wished you had a biographer."

"They called me Dumbo. A memoir of redemption."

"I'll give you a cookie if you promise to paint me as a pillar among women in your future memoir."

"It was only when I started to write the story of my life that I realised I'd forgotten to have one."

'You understand, of course, that my memoirs must be written in ELITE type.'

"I loved your embarrassing personal essay in the 'Times.' "

Woman at bookshop counter says: 'The Political Memoirs Wing is through there.'

Andrea Leadsom's memoirs

'I want a scurrilous biography. If it was good enough for Getty, it will be good enough for me.'

Eva Schloss

'That's right...his appendix...and it's pure dynamite! Don't you see? It'll be the ultimate insider celebrity memoir!'

My memoirs - 'I've character assassinated the target.'

Wait Brian! You forgot the little Airbus chapter!

"Good autobiography, but I preferred your memoirs."

"Sorry, but your personal life story just isn't very original."

Vanity Publishing.

Jared Kushner book Breaking History published.