Memoir Scribe Gifts

Which useless activity are you doing on your electronic pacifier right now? My what? Your electronic pacifier. Your soother. Your binky. My iPhone is not a "binky". It's an indispensable tool, essential to keeping the busy, modern life running like a well-oiled machine. You can't stand to experience a single moment devoid of activity. Solitude makes you agitated, lonely, bored or insecure. Anytime you feel bad, you reach for your phone. It's your binky. My Twitter followers agree with me that yo

I figured out how we can pay for the kids' college tuitions. Do tell. I'm going to leave for a year of self-discovery, which I will chronicle in a best-selling memoir. Oh, but

"The robots have become self-aware and self-loathing. Now all they do is write novels."

Display of political memoirs books categorized as: 'Non-fiction,' 'Fiction,' and 'Pure Fantasy'.

Noel Coward.

It's an autobiography of a guy who spent his whole life trying to get his first @#^& book published. Editor.

I'm currently working on my autobiography. Would you care to help make page 327 interesting?

The First Sentence Fragment: 'Hey, don't -'

'For God's sake give me some angst, how will I ever write a misery memoir?'

"It's publish or perish, and he hasn't published."

'He tells me there's one chapter of his memoir titled, 'My Likeable Master'.'

Fifty Shades of Gray

"Well, Mr. Goddam Fancy-Pants Small-Town-Expose hot shot! What makes you think we don't all have lusty, kiss-and-tell memoirs boiling away inside us?"

Memoirs: Fiction/Non Fiction.

'Man, I'm age 21 now and so far, I haven't done anything important. Things can't go on like this or I will have to forget my plan to become rich and famous by writing my autobiography at age 35!'

"They called me Dumbo. A memoir of redemption."

"I remembered that time you said you wished you had a biographer."

'Oh, I'm just writing a tender memoir or my long ago affair with J.F.K...it's filled with pathos and sad wishful longing...'

Monks sitting at a row of computers typing up old-fashioned looking manuscripts.

"It was only when I started to write the story of my life that I realised I'd forgotten to have one."

'You understand, of course, that my memoirs must be written in ELITE type.'

"I loved your embarrassing personal essay in the 'Times.' "

'I've read your manuscript-it's a miracle you survived all the booze, sex, and drugs while on your world tour, but are you sure you want it published during an election year senator?'

'That's right...his appendix...and it's pure dynamite! Don't you see? It'll be the ultimate insider celebrity memoir!'

"I'm not a food critic I'm a literary critic and I've found the prose on your menu to be second-rate."

Eva Schloss

Alexander Pope

Woman at bookshop counter says: 'The Political Memoirs Wing is through there.'

Rudy, I loved your memoir. It was fascinating. The way you overcame huge odds to invent the computer. How you went on to protect us from government surveillance. You know none of it's true. The way you swore yourself to humility. People so want to believe a good story.

My memoirs - 'I've character assassinated the target.'

Wait Brian! You forgot the little Airbus chapter!

"Good autobiography, but I preferred your memoirs."

"Sorry, but your personal life story just isn't very original."

"Oh, it's not a baby book, it's his memoirs."

"Health officials now confirm the proliferation of a new epidemic they're calling 'way too many memoirs being published.'"