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"The robots have become self-aware and self-loathing. Now all they do is write novels."

Display of political memoirs books categorized as: 'Non-fiction,' 'Fiction,' and 'Pure Fantasy'.

The First Sentence Fragment: 'Hey, don't -'

'For God's sake give me some angst, how will I ever write a misery memoir?'

"It's publish or perish, and he hasn't published."

'He tells me there's one chapter of his memoir titled, 'My Likeable Master'.'

"Well, Mr. Goddam Fancy-Pants Small-Town-Expose hot shot! What makes you think we don't all have lusty, kiss-and-tell memoirs boiling away inside us?"

Fifty Shades of Gray

Memoirs: Fiction/Non Fiction.

"I remembered that time you said you wished you had a biographer."

'Man, I'm age 21 now and so far, I haven't done anything important. Things can't go on like this or I will have to forget my plan to become rich and famous by writing my autobiography at age 35!'

"They called me Dumbo. A memoir of redemption."

"It was only when I started to write the story of my life that I realised I'd forgotten to have one."

Monks sitting at a row of computers typing up old-fashioned looking manuscripts.

'You understand, of course, that my memoirs must be written in ELITE type.'

Alexander Pope

'That's right...his appendix...and it's pure dynamite! Don't you see? It'll be the ultimate insider celebrity memoir!'

Woman at bookshop counter says: 'The Political Memoirs Wing is through there.'

Eva Schloss

"I'm not a food critic I'm a literary critic and I've found the prose on your menu to be second-rate."

"I loved your embarrassing personal essay in the 'Times.' "

My memoirs - 'I've character assassinated the target.'

"Good autobiography, but I preferred your memoirs."

"Sorry, but your personal life story just isn't very original."

"Health officials now confirm the proliferation of a new epidemic they're calling 'way too many memoirs being published.'"

'The toughest things to deal with are a new, charismatic opponent and a former colleague's memoirs.'

"Oh, it's not a baby book, it's his memoirs."

Wait Brian! You forgot the little Airbus chapter!