Memoir Buff Gifts

Window Sills I Have Known - Mazzy C. McCattrick

'The iceman cometh too soon!'

"I think I may have stumbled on something, Walpole."

'Alas, poor Yorick, I knew you well. But dude, you're creeping me out, so I gotta un-friend you!'

German Expressionist Breakfast

"Have you read any of Shakespeare's plays?"

The writer: something who devotes a lifetime of solitude to the same of communication.

John Bunyan

"The spoon, he ran away with the goddam spoon."

'Yorick? No, I don't think so, unless of course he was a Neanderthal!'

Rape of the Lock- The Dream

"For the last time, I’m not Bigfoot — I’m Larry from Vermont!"

Emily Dickinson: Mime - "I think she's saying something about death."

Humpty Dumpty goes bungee jumping.

Local rock claims to have been muse for Emily Dickinson poem "I'm that 'little stone' honest to goodness!"

"What your memoir really needs is an addiction."

'I'll blurb you if you'll blurb me.'

Display of political memoirs books categorized as: 'Non-fiction,' 'Fiction,' and 'Pure Fantasy'.

'Fyodor Dostoevsky sends weeks describing Alexy Karamazov's quest for a white whale, and then discards the entire chapter."

Shakespeare Street

"If the stars should appear one night in a thousand years, how would men believe and adore, and preserve for many generations the remembrance of the city of God which had been shown! … Emerson" "Good boy!"

"Hamlet. By William Shakespeare." Painting.

T.S. Eliot lacks the courage to eat a peach.

Shakespeare's Brain

A Creature WAS Stirring

"My dad says this pencil was once used by William Shakespeare." "Is it 2B or not 2B?"

'He tells me there's one chapter of his memoir titled, 'My Likeable Master'.'

'..It's just that with all your amazing powers of deduction and elimination, Holmes, I'm just a little surprised that the best solution you can come up with for seeing off the hound of the Baskervilles, is to 'chase them across the moors with a hoover. up

"Some Debussy, Igor."

"Will thee not sayeth uncle?!"

"Well, Mr. Goddam Fancy-Pants Small-Town-Expose hot shot! What makes you think we don't all have lusty, kiss-and-tell memoirs boiling away inside us?"