Literature Buff Gifts

Super Karamazov Bros.

Man's book: '100 Years of Solitude'; Dog's book: '700 Years of Solitude'

Bob begins to regret his decision to stay for one last drink.

T.S. Eliot lacks the courage to eat a peach.

'Do you mind if I take a straw?'

NOT 2B

Upon returning from Oz, the Tin Man receives some bad news from his doctor.

'Your antidote, m'lord...'

"It's a blood curdling novel about the brutal murder of a publisher who rejected a book about the brutal murder of a publisher..."

"Darned large print version…."

'Another Ahab?'

Meanwhile at the Cafe de la Mort...

"Have you ever thought of putting them on in the park?"

"You'll probably think this is just some opening line, but ... call me Ishmael."

To Be. Not To Be. All Of The Above. None Of The Above.

Palindromedary.

Humpty Dumpty goes bungee jumping.

'Now in Capulets'

The Old Curiosity Shop

Easy shaving

The Rotting Sea (The Rime of the Ancient Mariner).

Godot Bound And Gagged In A Dark Office

Ernest Hemingway

'Fyodor Dostoevsky sends weeks describing Alexy Karamazov's quest for a white whale, and then discards the entire chapter."

"Right to Romeo"

Sign outside tortoise shell: 'Out to lunch'.

The brothers

Whale Food

"The spoon, he ran away with the goddam spoon."

Election. Non Election

"Why does it always have to be fit for a KING?!"

"Will you please stop quoting Gertrude Stein

"We're going to try to negotiate first."

'Seizure of the Pepys Diaries'

"Have you read any of Shakespeare's plays?"