Fiction Buff Gifts

"I think I may have stumbled on something, Walpole."

"In the first place, it isn't "maddening crowd.' It's 'madding crowd.' "

'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'

"For the best picture not having won anything thereby being eliminated from this category..."

I should be a writer when I grow up...

Screenwriters pitch movie to studio boss: 'It's a reinterpretation of Bicycle Thieves, that classic of Italian neo-realism. We're calling it, Dude, Where's My Chopper?'

The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'

Benedict Cumberbatch

"Do you see yourself becoming a movie in five years?"

Herman Mankiewicz

'The iceman cometh too soon!'

No-Work Orange

'Alas, poor Yorick, I knew you well. But dude, you're creeping me out, so I gotta un-friend you!'

German Expressionist Breakfast

Robinson decided to name him 'Casual Friday'.

Stand-up Romcom

The writer: something who devotes a lifetime of solitude to the same of communication.

Working in the Hazard Zone!

"The spoon, he ran away with the goddam spoon."

"I like movies that resemble my life, so I don't feel like I'm wasting time watching a movie."

"Have you read any of Shakespeare's plays?"

John Bunyan

"I thought they were cracking down on jaywalking."

Audio Books

'There's nothing on.'

'Yorick? No, I don't think so, unless of course he was a Neanderthal!'

"I'm sorry, we're looking for the voice of a spunky animated turnip and your reading is more fruit than vegetable if you understand what I mean."

"Say hello to my little friend."

Emily Dickinson: Mime - "I think she's saying something about death."

Time Machine Collision

Candid Camera store.

"The following film has been formatted to fir the screen of the newer and more expensive television set."

The star hunters