Literature Buffs Gifts

"I'm looking for something that says, 'I'm sorry I bit off your leg.'"

'What? You used a Welshman? The recipe specifically calls for a scot!'

"There's wicked, and then there's just plain mean."

Unbeknown to other, Thoreau would sometimes, in the middle of the night, sneak out for a few odds and ends.

Doreen beneath this brutish exterior beats the heart of a poet..I also have his kidneys and I think maybe his gall bladder,but I'm not sure.

Richard the Turd

Brothers Grimm

"Well, once you get your PhD on 'The Return of the Repressed in Early Jacobean Drama', then we;ll discuss how disappointed you are."

The loving, yet vengeful God of Cheshire!

Take your pick...(Pig to owl and pussy cat).

Mother says to Jack to protect himself on way to market

Abbott and Costello meet Leo Tolstoy.

Little Red Riding Hoodie.

"Yo, novella!"

'So who's smoking?'

The Owl and the Pussycar, Environmental version'

Asap's Fables.

The Sea Turtle & The Hare.

Why did you name him "Julius"? He has an "Et tu, Brute?" look on his face.

"The selfie of Dorian Gray"

Giant Headless Horseman

"All the king's horses and all the king's men feel it's not in the national interest."

"In the first place, it isn't "maddening crowd.' It's 'madding crowd.' "

First Novels.

'The iceman cometh too soon!'

Voltaire

"No writers were harmed or mistreated in the preparation of this story."

"You do realize I'm going to have to bill you for ten?"

'Alas, poor Yorick, I knew you well. But dude, you're creeping me out, so I gotta un-friend you!'

"Now I really hate poetry."

"I think I may have stumbled on something, Walpole."

'I used to commute. Now I transform.'

German Expressionist Breakfast

"Have you read any of Shakespeare's plays?"

"The spoon, he ran away with the goddam spoon."