Literary Buffs Gifts

"Sorry, but we left your heart in San Francisco."

Don Quixote

"It's my first novel."

"I prefer "Scarecrow to "Straw Man.'"

'Don't tell me. More last minute editorial changes.'

'Actually, they like to read, but so little is translated into dog.'

'And the life of man, solitary, poore, nasty, brutish, and short.' -- Thomas Hobbes, 'I dated a guy like that once.'

The Headless Horseman's secret shame.

In Xanadu did Kubla Khan a stately pleasure dome decree, on the condition that in included some affordable housing for key workers.

"Yeah yeah, you went to Oz when you were a little girl and the rest of your life's been a bitter disappointment."

"Before they went out of style, Tarzan found it quite practical to wear cargo shorts."

"In the first place, it isn't "maddening crowd.' It's 'madding crowd.' "

'The iceman cometh too soon!'

"Now I really hate poetry."

"You do realize I'm going to have to bill you for ten?"

"I think I may have stumbled on something, Walpole."

'Alas, poor Yorick, I knew you well. But dude, you're creeping me out, so I gotta un-friend you!'

'I used to commute. Now I transform.'

German Expressionist Breakfast

"Have you read any of Shakespeare's plays?"

John Bunyan

"The spoon, he ran away with the goddam spoon."

The writer: something who devotes a lifetime of solitude to the same of communication.

Audio Books

T. S. Eliot Meets Beavis And Butthead

'Yorick? No, I don't think so, unless of course he was a Neanderthal!'

Robocop and Juliet.

Rape of the Lock- The Dream

Emily Dickinson: Mime - "I think she's saying something about death."

'It's a novel based on a movie adapted from a magazine article that was inspired by a video game.'

Humpty Dumpty goes bungee jumping.

The Beer Garden of Eden: "This hard cider is life-changing. Try a sip."

"Tracey, this is Gene. He also read the Nancy Reagan book in unbound galleys."

'Hey, Charlie, have we got good news for you!'

"It's about the murder of an editor who refuses to publish a writer's work..."