Literature Buffs Mugs

"I'm looking for something that says, 'I'm sorry I bit off your leg.'"

'What? You used a Welshman? The recipe specifically calls for a scot!'

"There's wicked, and then there's just plain mean."

Unbeknown to other, Thoreau would sometimes, in the middle of the night, sneak out for a few odds and ends.

Richard the Turd

Brothers Grimm

"Well, once you get your PhD on 'The Return of the Repressed in Early Jacobean Drama', then we;ll discuss how disappointed you are."

Take your pick...(Pig to owl and pussy cat).

Mother says to Jack to protect himself on way to market

Little Red Riding Hoodie.

"Yo, novella!"

'So who's smoking?'

The Owl and the Pussycar, Environmental version'

Asap's Fables.

"The selfie of Dorian Gray"

Giant Headless Horseman

"All the king's horses and all the king's men feel it's not in the national interest."

"In the first place, it isn't "maddening crowd.' It's 'madding crowd.' "

First Novels.

'The iceman cometh too soon!'

"Now I really hate poetry."

"I think I may have stumbled on something, Walpole."

"No writers were harmed or mistreated in the preparation of this story."

'Alas, poor Yorick, I knew you well. But dude, you're creeping me out, so I gotta un-friend you!'

"You do realize I'm going to have to bill you for ten?"

Voltaire

German Expressionist Breakfast

'I used to commute. Now I transform.'

John Bunyan

"The spoon, he ran away with the goddam spoon."

1847 - Bram Stoker, creator of Dracula was born in Dublin.

"Have you read any of Shakespeare's plays?"

"It turns out everyone here is self-published."

The writer: something who devotes a lifetime of solitude to the same of communication.

'So Captain Ahab, I put it to you that you were deliberately stalking my client!'