Literary Film Buff Mugs

"I love closed caption. I can watch the movie but feel like I've read the book!"

"In the first place, it isn't "maddening crowd.' It's 'madding crowd.' "

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'

"Bond James, Bond."

"For the best picture not having won anything thereby being eliminated from this category..."

Screenwriters pitch movie to studio boss: 'It's a reinterpretation of Bicycle Thieves, that classic of Italian neo-realism. We're calling it, Dude, Where's My Chopper?'

The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'

Benedict Cumberbatch

Director/Action Man toy.

"Do you see yourself becoming a movie in five years?"

"Hey, I'm thirsty. I need a drink. A drink and a liverwurst sandwich. Hey, how about a sandwich and a beer down at Gallagher's, then we can go shoot some pool? Or maybe take in a movie. Hey, I'm talking to you."

Herman Mankiewicz

'The iceman cometh too soon!'

"I'll do the movie but I want to be highly compensated and highly acclaimed."

'R2-D2 is not in. Please leave a message after the beep-wheep-zip-booop ...'

Men looking at black screen, "I call it film noir"

'The secret to doing a book report is only picking books that have been made in to movies.'

"I think I may have stumbled on something, Walpole."

"Well, what did you expect? They were both missing vital organs."

"Remember that time you tried to kill me?"

"Hey grandpa, tell us more about the time you were in that Steven Spielberg movie."

"For the last time stupid, you're tin man, you are not by any leap of the imagination, anything like Iron Man!"

"Would you sit and watch a 12 hour movie?"

'Alas, poor Yorick, I knew you well. But dude, you're creeping me out, so I gotta un-friend you!'

No-Work Orange

"Now Playing: One of those Jane Austen movies."

German Expressionist Breakfast

"It was years ago, for a nature documentary, and they said it was going to be very artistic."

Working in the Hazard Zone!

Albert & Myra - The End Story

Silence of the Chickens...

Cut!

Stand-up Romcom

John Bunyan