Fiction Buff Prints

"I think I may have stumbled on something, Walpole."

"In the first place, it isn't "maddening crowd.' It's 'madding crowd.' "

'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'

"For the best picture not having won anything thereby being eliminated from this category..."

I should be a writer when I grow up...

Screenwriters pitch movie to studio boss: 'It's a reinterpretation of Bicycle Thieves, that classic of Italian neo-realism. We're calling it, Dude, Where's My Chopper?'

The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'

Benedict Cumberbatch

"Do you see yourself becoming a movie in five years?"

Herman Mankiewicz

'The iceman cometh too soon!'

No-Work Orange

'Alas, poor Yorick, I knew you well. But dude, you're creeping me out, so I gotta un-friend you!'

German Expressionist Breakfast

Robinson decided to name him 'Casual Friday'.

"The spoon, he ran away with the goddam spoon."

"I like movies that resemble my life, so I don't feel like I'm wasting time watching a movie."

Working in the Hazard Zone!

Stand-up Romcom

"Have you read any of Shakespeare's plays?"

The writer: something who devotes a lifetime of solitude to the same of communication.

Cut!

John Bunyan

"I thought they were cracking down on jaywalking."

Audio Books

'Yorick? No, I don't think so, unless of course he was a Neanderthal!'

'There's nothing on.'

"I'm sorry, we're looking for the voice of a spunky animated turnip and your reading is more fruit than vegetable if you understand what I mean."

"The following film has been formatted to fir the screen of the newer and more expensive television set."

Rape of the Lock- The Dream

Time Machine Collision

"I'm just a girl, standing in front of a buoy..."

Tarzan of the damn dirty apes.

The star hunters

Candid Camera store.