Literary References Buff Gifts

Future Candidates For "Colorization"

"In the first place, it isn't "maddening crowd.' It's 'madding crowd.' "

'The iceman cometh too soon!'

'Alas, poor Yorick, I knew you well. But dude, you're creeping me out, so I gotta un-friend you!'

"You do realize I'm going to have to bill you for ten?"

"I think I may have stumbled on something, Walpole."

German Expressionist Breakfast

'I used to commute. Now I transform.'

"Have you read any of Shakespeare's plays?"

The writer: something who devotes a lifetime of solitude to the same of communication.

"The spoon, he ran away with the goddam spoon."

John Bunyan

Audio Books

'Yorick? No, I don't think so, unless of course he was a Neanderthal!'

Robocop and Juliet.

Emily Dickinson: Mime - "I think she's saying something about death."

Rape of the Lock- The Dream

'It's a novel based on a movie adapted from a magazine article that was inspired by a video game.'

Humpty Dumpty goes bungee jumping.

'I'll blurb you if you'll blurb me.'

The Beer Garden of Eden: "This hard cider is life-changing. Try a sip."

'Amount of white out used while writing, Moby Dick, an issue of The National Enquirer, and 101 Uses for a Dead Cat.'

Local rock claims to have been muse for Emily Dickinson poem "I'm that 'little stone' honest to goodness!"

'Hey, Charlie, have we got good news for you!'

Myths and legends...

"Eye of pie...a**e of rat...p**s of newt."

Moby Dick

Shakespeare. Hamlet. Romeo and Juliet. "To be or not to be, that is the question". "We are such stuff …As dreams are made of …" "What's in a name? That which we call a rose by any other word would small as sweet." That Shakespeare guy had some neat sound bites.

"It's about the murder of an editor who refuses to publish a writer's work..."

After the Sentence

'Fyodor Dostoevsky sends weeks describing Alexy Karamazov's quest for a white whale, and then discards the entire chapter."

"If the stars should appear one night in a thousand years, how would men believe and adore, and preserve for many generations the remembrance of the city of God which had been shown! … Emerson" "Good boy!"

Fifty shades of Leveson.

Fyodor Dostoevsky

The loving, yet vengeful God of Cheshire!