Memory Buff Gifts

"He's got a photographic memory."

Memory School.

'Oh, yes. Dave does have a photographic memory. But his memories usually come out all blurred and underdeveloped.'

'I can't remember the last time I treated a case of amnesia, and I can't even remember if I ever did treat one.'

'I've been treating you for months -- Has your memory shown ANY improvement?', 'Who wants to know?'

'Have you got a good memory for faces? I've just broken your mirror.'

'How could you - of all creatures - forget our anniversary?'

"It's elephants who never forget. Elephant seals forget all the time."

"Where are we and who are you?! And, my god, Where are we and who are you?! And, my god..."

Chester knew that his Memory served him well.

Mom wine tasting

'I never forget a face.'

"Are you watching the Olympics?"

'You'd forget your head if it wasn't screwed on.'

'That's so I wont forget my wife's birthday.'

Is it true that a goldfish has a memory of just a few seconds? Don't recall. Hey, Ernie, whose turn is it to sleep in the castle? Don't recall. Maybe we should flip a rock for it. Sure. Okay, I'll be the flat side and you be the round side. What are we flipping for? Not sure. I'm exhausted. Let's call it a day. Whose turn is it to sleep in the castle. Don't recall.

'I hate to tell you, this but I think we're lost!'

Repressed Memory Foam

"Yes, it is true they never forget...but then again, what does an elephant have to remember?"

"Jun '87. The peanut incident?"

"He's got a photographic memory."

This is Lenny the leopard with the on-the-spot news.

If nobody had invented graphics

There's a crew here from 60 minutes and they're coming this way.

X-ray Psychology.

"And the letterbox version, how does that make you feel."

Video Henge: made from melting and molding 3,000,000 obsolete VCR tapes.

All Harold's aptitude test showed is that he had an aptitude for taking tests.

Stephen Fry

"Young man, go to your room and stay there until your cerebral cortex matures."

"Please don't watch this show! There's a viewer trigger warning and a short fuse alert."

'Trouble is they always forget to return them...'

Battery Lighthouse

Moses Today. Due to the sensitive nature of this matter, my source wishes to remain anonymous.

Cross-country runners picking up water and spare batteries.