Memory Booster Gifts

"You signed up yesterday!"

"Honey, did you see where I placed that book entitled:'How to improve your memory?"

"The truth is I owe my good memory to ginkgo biloba."

Advanced Password Hint

"Unfortunately the first thing they cut was the stationery budget..."

Now...what was I doing

'Trouble is they always forget to return them...'

Elephant reads book: 'How to improve your memory.'

"Yes, my memory is bad too: That's why I keep a journal..."

GPS for Seniors. . . It tells you where you are and why you went there,

"Being the smartest girl in third grade is going to Melinda's head."

". . . and now it's his memory. Three times on Saturday he asked me what day it was. Or did I already tell you that earlier?"

'I chose my field on what would put the most impressive initials after my name.'

Mafia Short-Term Memory Clinic. 'Fuhgettaboutit.'

'You did remember the condoms didn't you?'

"Goodnight, Dan, you handsome devil!"

'The problem seems to be in the memory bank.'

"There's a wonderful book on memory tricks here, but I can't remember what I did with it!"

"Fill'er up with testosterone."

'Some people say they're ego-compensation, but what do they know.'

"I seem to have forgotten what I was saying...please...hold the applause!"

"It's called a treadmill workstation, not a stationary rat race."

Study more to pass more tests.

Personal Cheerleader.

'No more appointments today, Miss Mitchell. I'm all psyched out.'

Mensa gym...we exercise the mind!

Books to Brain

Student to other: 'I keep forgetting to return my library books on 'boomerangs' and ... what was the other one? Oh yeah, 'memory improvement'.'

'That's so I wont forget my wife's birthday.'

100% Bombast-Filled Parka

'I never forget a face.'

'Why hide it. I do this for me.'

'Way to go! You too, way to go!' It was true. They both had a way to go.

Woman says, 'How did your memory improvement class go last night?' Man answers, 'I completely forgot about it!'

'I can't remember the last time I treated a case of amnesia, and I can't even remember if I ever did treat one.'