Memory Booster Gifts

"Honey, did you see where I placed that book entitled:'How to improve your memory?"

"The truth is I owe my good memory to ginkgo biloba."

Advanced Password Hint

"Unfortunately the first thing they cut was the stationery budget..."

Now...what was I doing

'Trouble is they always forget to return them...'

Elephant reads book: 'How to improve your memory.'

"Yes, my memory is bad too: That's why I keep a journal..."

GPS for Seniors. . . It tells you where you are and why you went there,

'I chose my field on what would put the most impressive initials after my name.'

"Being the smartest girl in third grade is going to Melinda's head."

". . . and now it's his memory. Three times on Saturday he asked me what day it was. Or did I already tell you that earlier?"

'You did remember the condoms didn't you?'

"Goodnight, Dan, you handsome devil!"

'The problem seems to be in the memory bank.'

"There's a wonderful book on memory tricks here, but I can't remember what I did with it!"

"Fill'er up with testosterone."

Study more to pass more tests.

"It's called a treadmill workstation, not a stationary rat race."

'Some people say they're ego-compensation, but what do they know.'

"I seem to have forgotten what I was saying...please...hold the applause!"

Personal Cheerleader.

'No more appointments today, Miss Mitchell. I'm all psyched out.'

Student to other: 'I keep forgetting to return my library books on 'boomerangs' and ... what was the other one? Oh yeah, 'memory improvement'.'

'That's so I wont forget my wife's birthday.'

'Why hide it. I do this for me.'

'Way to go! You too, way to go!' It was true. They both had a way to go.

100% Bombast-Filled Parka

Books to Brain

'I never forget a face.'

Woman says, 'How did your memory improvement class go last night?' Man answers, 'I completely forgot about it!'

"Switch me on please..."

'I can't remember the last time I treated a case of amnesia, and I can't even remember if I ever did treat one.'

Narcissus

Brains versus management books.