Memory Booster Enthusiast Gifts

'Now, what did I do with that medication that's for improving memory?'

'Trouble is they always forget to return them...'

"Unfortunately the first thing they cut was the stationery budget..."

Mafia Short-Term Memory Clinic. 'Fuhgettaboutit.'

'You did remember the condoms didn't you?'

'You're right, Mr. Benson, no question about it...I agree...yes! Absolutely! Yes...yes...'

"There's a wonderful book on memory tricks here, but I can't remember what I did with it!"

Hi again

"I seem to have forgotten what I was saying...please...hold the applause!"

Study more to pass more tests.

"Forget the future, tell me what happened to the past ten years."

Amnesiacs Convention.

Student to other: 'I keep forgetting to return my library books on 'boomerangs' and ... what was the other one? Oh yeah, 'memory improvement'.'

Woman says, 'How did your memory improvement class go last night?' Man answers, 'I completely forgot about it!'

"Forget-me-nots! Wait. Didn't I get these last week? Who gave these to me? Wait. Why did I come in here?"

"I'd like to introduce our guest speaker, here to speak about the phenomenon of deja vu."

'He says he's an old friend from your childhood.'

Advanced Password Hint

"Don't tell anyone, but I actually forget lots of things."

"He's got a photographic memory."

'After the wizard gave me the brain,of course, I felt like I should use it.'

Memory Clinic - Old What's His Name, Director.

Superhero with '?' on breast plate "I forget which superhero I am"

Now...what was I doing

"Dear diary, what the heck did you do with my car keys?!"

"Wow, that's amazing! I've only been to this bar once before. I'm surprised you remembered my round!"

Man sees energy drink go hopping by.

Memories/New Experiences

"My memory's so bad I can plan my own surprise party."

'By the way, the CEO job never materialized. I hope you're not losing your memory.'

Zap Energy Drinks!

"My memory's terrible these days"

Collective Memory - 'I recall when I was a boy in Vienna, a dog chased me into the lake...' 'Oh yes - I remember that!'

"This memory foam mattress isn't working. I still can't remember where I put my glasses."

Memory School.