Memory Enthusiast Gifts

Loss of memory

Collective Memory - 'I recall when I was a boy in Vienna, a dog chased me into the lake...' 'Oh yes - I remember that!'

"Don't tell anyone, but I actually forget lots of things."

'He's been feeding money into that thing all day.'

'So you're saying you don't remember anything.'

Deja Vu Walk In

"Forget the future, tell me what happened to the past ten years."

'There's something I never do, now if I could just remember what it was.'

Elephant: Never forgets. Dog: sometimes forgets. Man: Always forgets.

'I can forgive but I can't forget!'

'I want the same memory cleaner that grandpa has.'

'By the way, the CEO job never materialized. I hope you're not losing your memory.'

"Yes, I have a good memory! Come on, that's the fifty eighth time you've asked!"

'Memory School- 51 Maple Drive - that's 51, fifty one, Maple (like tree) drive, five one fifty one maple dr. 51 Maple dr.

Memory Lane: Mas Strolling Speed 10

"Wow, that's amazing! I've only been to this bar once before. I'm surprised you remembered my round!"

Memories/New Experiences

'Welcome to amnesiacs anonymous. Now before we get started. . . ummmm sorry what was I saying again?'

HMS Amnesia

I can't remember the last time I had to memorize something

'Never one to die wondering, Darcy tries the rewind button.'

Amnesiacs Anonymous - 'How should I know whether I've been here before?'

'Phil, will you check out our last conversation on the security video? I can't for the life of me remember why I came back here.'

'But we can laugh now remembering the time Bob failed to back up our 'History of Western Civilization' CD ..'

'I know you - you borrowed half a crown from me in 1958!'

"Forget-me-nots! Wait. Didn't I get these last week? Who gave these to me? Wait. Why did I come in here?"

Hi again

I'll admit, yesterday I was off my game. I made a rookie mistake and you bested me, nemesis. But I'll take comfort in the fact that the internet has ruined your ability to convert short-term memories into long-term ones. You won't recall minute details of your day ... all you'll remember are the parts that stick out most, such as me yelling ... ... YOU'RE SUCH A LOSER! Joke's on you, I won't even remember that.

"My memory is shit."

'I've collected my memos into one reasonably priced gift book.'

'They just kept sending out memos. Who cared if they made sense?'

'Remember when we caught small fish by the bucket full?' 'Oh, yeah! Those were the dace!'

Miss Pike, send a memo to all members of staff.....Economies must be made.'

Veterans Day '20

"Bill, I do believe you've written the great American memo."