Memory Map Enthusiast Gifts

A man with a wardrobe map.

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

You Are Here

Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

QUINTUPLE BYPASSES EXPLAINED.

"Damn. I think I missed the turn for Bethlehem."

"I want to dispel the rumor that this redistricting map was drawn by my toddler on an Etch-A-Sketch. . .I'd never met that toddler before."

'Why can't you admit you're lost?'

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a MAP, actually."

Mall Directory: You aren't here x - where the heck are you?

An alien in his space ship sees a space sign that says 'You are here'

Songs about Texas, next 1100 miles.

Super Strength, Impervious to Bullets And Explosions

The Lost World: You are Here

"Stupid map ... that dot must cover 10,000 cubic light years."

Clever visual metaphor used to personify the abstract concept of thought and memory.

'Oh man, we are so lost...!'

'Well if I'm so 'bloody useless' perhaps you'd better read the map!'

You are here.

Having been born with a birthmark that looks exactly like Asia and the Mideast, Russell was able to ace the geography portion of the SATs.

'You mean to tell me you forgot where you buried dinner?'

The Map of the Human Heart

"I've always wanted an empire of Distance Learning Campuses."

'I recognize the face ... I just can't pin down the name.'

"My service animal for Alzheimer's, sonny!"

"According to the map, the treasure should be right behind that door."

Exit Next Left

'Now will you pull over and ask for directions?'

'Yeah, I don't have trouble remembering my times tables, but I stink at algebra...'

"I've tracked our GPS coordinates over the past week dad. Well, we're roaming the plains alright!"

New York Netherworld

Sister Cities

Best Places to Retire

"According to the map, we should be nearing the North Pole, but something tells me we’ve been reading the map upside down."