Memory Aficionado Gifts

Can't recall the girl's name, or the year, or her apartment, but I'll never forget the liner notes on her "Chuck Berry Live at the Fillmore" LP. Joe has a phonographic memory.

'What would your mum say if she saw you drawing all over the wall like that?'

'A Ball at the Mansion House'

'Plimbco Bank &Trust, Old Money Division.'

The Kitchen area of a Whitechapel Boarding House

The Gettysburg Address in process.

'Man...You age great!'

You had me at vintage.

"Weather like this plagued my retreat from Moscow."

Antiques

A burgandy from when the dow hit a record high.

The opera - 'Please, sir, give us your ticket, if you ain;t a-goin' in again.'

The Epsom Derby - The Finishing Line

Victorian Fast Food - 'I'll have the lark pie festooned with eels, a full stilton, two bottles of port,,,'

'I've collected my memos into one reasonably priced gift book.'

Unlikely Couples #136: Jim and Sheryl Crow

'This is a letter opener, from the days before faxes and email. I just sold it online after I listed it as a vintage communication device.'

'I can hold a match to his notebook.'

Swells - Men's Fashion

"Mommy, look! Tablets from olden days!"

'No Bonanza, no Gunsmoke, no Led Zeppelin... what a sad state of affairs this is! I'm glad I'm not in your generation...'

Shakespeare's Brain

'They just kept sending out memos. Who cared if they made sense?'

Mark Twain and Charles Dickens make a joint appearance on the lecture circuit

Dip Pen

Veterans Day '20

"Actually, I think it's a cluster of SCUD missiles heading our way!"

Miss Pike, send a memo to all members of staff.....Economies must be made.'

"Bill, I do believe you've written the great American memo."

"There-there-all those countries...all those protesters...it's nothing personal...wait a minute! I think it is!"

“The two spaces after a period were a dead giveaway.”

Old West Bounty Hunter.

1950's.

'Remember when we caught small fish by the bucket full?' 'Oh, yeah! Those were the dace!'

'Who are you kidding? This is a wind-up isn't it!'