Memo Enthusiast Gifts

'I thought the memo was quite clear. What part didn't you understand?'

"And mark it 'strictly confidential'. I want everybody to read it."

"Post that memo upside down... then everyone will try to read it."

'They just kept sending out memos. Who cared if they made sense?'

'At least the boss knows your name. His memo says, 'If Syms were an e-mail, I'd delete him.''

"Oo, I get to write a memo! I'm excited! I'm excited!"

"I sent that memo this morning about being happy at work. Why haven't they complied?"

'I am becoming a jerk. Get a memo to all departments.'

'Management have been riding roughshod over interests of partners for too long...'

A'bout this memo you 'wrote' while your secretary was out...'

Miss Pike, send a memo to all members of staff.....Economies must be made.'

'I've collected my memos into one reasonably priced gift book.'

Fun at the Office # 729: MEMO FANATICS IN THE HALL

'Memo to the wife...'

'Before I read this message from management I have something important to say.'

"Bill, I do believe you've written the great American memo."

'Noticeboard? I forgot it was there to be honest.'

I figured out how we can pay for the kids' college tuitions. Do tell. I'm going to leave for a year of self-discovery, which I will chronicle in a best-selling memoir. Oh, but

'Ms Simpson, I believe I've finally done it. I've written the Great American Memo.'

Display of political memoirs books categorized as: 'Non-fiction,' 'Fiction,' and 'Pure Fantasy'.

'A few messages came in during your lunch break.'

'For God's sake give me some angst, how will I ever write a misery memoir?'

'...Couldn't you just get pictures for your desk?'

'Is there such a thing as over communicating?'

"Well, Mr. Goddam Fancy-Pants Small-Town-Expose hot shot! What makes you think we don't all have lusty, kiss-and-tell memoirs boiling away inside us?"

'He tells me there's one chapter of his memoir titled, 'My Likeable Master'.'

Man with post it note

'I apologize for sending out the meeting memo late. Let me summarize by saying that the entire board is being replaced starting tomorrow.'

In/Out/How did this end up on my desk?

"I don't like a school year that begins with 'while you were out'."

Fisher, this memo of yours, it needs more punch

Band alternating between whiney and angry songs.

'You understand, of course, that my memoirs must be written in ELITE type.'

Woman at bookshop counter says: 'The Political Memoirs Wing is through there.'

Eva Schloss