Memento Collector Gifts

'...Couldn't you just get pictures for your desk?'

'Since this is my first time in court, I wonder if it would be all right if my attorney got a couple of shots of me lying under oath.'

"We saved all your old diapers."

"Bigfoot"

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

"Mom, please! I'm a married woman whose friends have been reviewed favourably by the New York Times."

'I've collected my memos into one reasonably priced gift book.'

"God, I HATE this planet..!"

'The worst thing is not having access to your e-mail.'

'They just kept sending out memos. Who cared if they made sense?'

OMG...WTF?....LOL!!!...SOS...

'Here we go again...'

"Bill, I do believe you've written the great American memo."

A boy with a camera

Miss Pike, send a memo to all members of staff.....Economies must be made.'

'Twitter for goldfish.'

'I thought the memo was quite clear. What part didn't you understand?'

Pavlov's Cat

"I may have been the runt of the litter, but online I'm the alpha dog."

"Oo, I get to write a memo! I'm excited! I'm excited!"

Dinosaur Group Think

Al, pardon me while I check in on Facebook from "Loonytown."

Holiday Gifts 2020

Elderly gent keeps his hip in a bottle

Mankind's earliest ancestor emerges from the primordial ooze, closely followed by a prehistoric species of re-sealable plastic containers.

"Social media makes it impossible to see, hear or speak no evil."

A bull which has seen red.

"It's our best trending merch."

A'bout this memo you 'wrote' while your secretary was out...'

Sporting maladies.

'The Phantom Menace' 'The Extremely Tangible Menace'

Replica Football Merchandise

He's disappointed --- He came here because he thought the song went "New York, New York, it's an elephant town."

"Now go home and forget about your amnesia..."

Men at Twerk