Memento Collector Gifts

'...Couldn't you just get pictures for your desk?'

'Since this is my first time in court, I wonder if it would be all right if my attorney got a couple of shots of me lying under oath.'

"We saved all your old diapers."

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

"Mom, please! I'm a married woman whose friends have been reviewed favourably by the New York Times."

"God, I HATE this planet..!"

'I've collected my memos into one reasonably priced gift book.'

'The worst thing is not having access to your e-mail.'

'They just kept sending out memos. Who cared if they made sense?'

OMG...WTF?....LOL!!!...SOS...

'Here we go again...'

"Bill, I do believe you've written the great American memo."

A boy with a camera

Miss Pike, send a memo to all members of staff.....Economies must be made.'

'I thought the memo was quite clear. What part didn't you understand?'

Pavlov's Cat

"Oo, I get to write a memo! I'm excited! I'm excited!"

"I may have been the runt of the litter, but online I'm the alpha dog."

Dinosaur Group Think

Holiday Gifts 2020

Elderly gent keeps his hip in a bottle

Mankind's earliest ancestor emerges from the primordial ooze, closely followed by a prehistoric species of re-sealable plastic containers.

"It's our best trending merch."

A'bout this memo you 'wrote' while your secretary was out...'

A bull which has seen red.

"Social media makes it impossible to see, hear or speak no evil."

Sporting maladies.

'That's one small step for a man - one giant pratfall for mankind.'

Grumpy Cow

'I am becoming a jerk. Get a memo to all departments.'

"Oh, wow, I almost didn't recognize you naked – you look so different in your person's Instagram photos."

"Infecting their computers with the Pillage&Plunder Virus just doesn't give the same satisfaction as actually doing it."

"Are we interested in a meticulously detailed, genuine silver coin, issued and authenticated by the Franklin Mint, honoring whichever schmuck wins?"